NAKED. Remember when you were younger and when you would want to have sex or just laying around with your high school boyfriend/girlfriend how you wouldnt really get naked unless that was your main squeeze or even if that you still wouldnt get fully naked just cause it was just a privilege. Dude probably would have on the least basketball shorts nikes socks and a wife beater, im sorry a tight wife beater, and a female would probably have on boy shorts and a tee or wife beater.
Now & Days, just think everybody is naked. I never met so many females that if were about to be intimate well back up alittle bit, not even about to have sex or do nothing females are taking EVERYTHING off. I love it. I cant lie, its funny though if females are going out to the club they feel funny about their body but soon as a guy that they like come thru she is ass naked as if she knows she looks good lol. As a guy i usually try to give compliments and show that i love that, its not typical for a female to really do this get naked thing for no reason.
The most important part of this post is, the females that are getting naked asap, now this is funny it seems like every girl that has gotten naked with me always wants me to get naked 100%! Now fellas i mean 100%, you know how we do, i can get naked but first i have to hit you with the cool white boxer briefs and socks. Thats like 80% off. Man listen, i done got flipped on, threatened im not getting ass, dinner or love if i dont strip ass naked! Females do not be playing when it comes to getting completely naked. Now its a few that will tell me to take my socks off, a couple i dont mind my feet dope lol. But usually i prefer to keep them on, then i throw the tims on and feel like im a porn star when the sex begins, nah im playin but the socks is cool. But ladies i definitely love yall for being comfortable with your body to be with your boo or hubbie. And its not even about sexually, i dont mind eating ass naked with you if i have too. Long as that pedi and mani looking right and you fresh im with it. And fellas make sure your grooming is on point too, dont have deodorant chimps under your arm, toes and on top of each other and you fresh too. Even if you laying up be on point, then you never know how fun your night will be.
i dont mind eating ass naked with you if i have too. Long as that pedi and mani looking right and you fresh im with it. And fellas make sure your grooming is on point too, dont have deodorant chimps under your arm, toes and on top of each other and you fresh too.
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i personally have no problem getting naked i am ver comfortable with myself..shit thats what dudes wanna see right? haha good post twinny
I love your blog....hilarious and insightful!
ReplyDeleteEating ass naked huh?? Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteThoughts...oh the thoughts.
Anyways I'm one of those chicks who takes everything off. But I hate when I'm naked and the nigga got crumbs in the bed! I will shake the shit out of those sheets!!!
But sometimes I get completely naked and wait till he
Takes his shirt off and if it's clean I toss it right on. Oh how they love that! LOL
If I'm at home, i'm probably naked anyway lol. But if I'm with a dude for the 1st time, I'm not just taking everything off. I want him to do it. Undress what he wants. It's a turn on that way.
ReplyDeleteI'm always naked. I clean naked... eat naked....alladat.lol And when ur with a dude you like, isnt that what ur sposed to do....get naked!?
ReplyDeletePlease dont eat naked! Theres things that shouldnt be subject to hit your plate if you stand up...lmfao! You silly Will
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