Sunday, May 31, 2009

IRUNTHROUGHBABYMOMMAS INTERVIEW WITH BRANDON JENNINGS


Its been a while since i blogged about the homie Lil B. Last blogged i did i believe was about him doing a nice donation. In the mist of all the hype hes going thru im sure he'll be happy to be home from Italy to take care of NBA business. Lil B is predicted to go top 5 in the 2009 NBA draft. I guess he proved all of the negativity wrong. Just a year ago all the commentators and all the mentors etc were just saying his decision by going straight from High School to professional overseas to prep then to the NBA was the worst idea ever. I always said Everyone doesnt need College i mean he definitely missed out on the college parties and late night Ass, and being the man on campus and college groupies but i mean lets be real that shit aint that much to miss. I know its many freshmans right now that looks up to him. You can always go to the school during the off-season. Whats better than that, being rich and going to class vs. being fortunate and a great basketball player and going to class.


With any of my interviews or any footage in the future. It definitely will not be about their profession. People want to know the real you not how you make your money. So you know over here at Irunthroughbabymommas.blogspot.com we talk about whats poppin' in the world today and more interesting things. I had a second to speak Lil B about 5 random questions:

1)What u think about the TWITTER life?
What I think About twitter something New, And way better then Myspace!!!!!!!! And It be Bad1's on there.

2) Who do u listen to before a game? Or practice?

Who I listen too before a Game Joe Budden, Fabolous, Stack Bundles

3) Who is the first Point Guard in the NBA you want to match up with and why?

First PG I wanna Match Up in the NBA, is Ricky Rubio and CP3, really CP3 because I wanna see how good I really am.

4) What's the first thing you buying when you come back to the US.(it can be ya fav. Food to a fucking benz)?

First Thing Im buying when I get back too the US, Mad Clothes, and I need In On that NoDaysOff SHIRT!!!!!!!!!

5) You ever ran through a babymomma?

Have I ever Ran Through A BABYMOMMA, NO!(@mw1ll voice) Im sure I will though!


BATHROOM HOES VOLUME 1

If you follow me on twitter you would of heard me ask the females "Would you ever fuck in bathroom of the club randomly"? As much sex adventures i had in my life this is one that i never experienced. But i have to admit, it definitely was a turn on and maybe me want to do this asap. Maybe in a neater club where its upscale. But ummm shout out to the homie. I just went into the bathroom to pee, as i started walking out a girl came walking in fast, i looked at her like "yo u in the wrong bathroom". Went straight to the back to the handicapp part, and the rest is history. Of course there were a few camera on deck LOL!


NIKE 6.0 ZOOM ONCORE HIGH


Niceeeeeeeeeeee.......................... might be making that purchase.

WHEN IM MARRIED:


There will be notes left just like this :-).

10 THINGS DRAKE SHOULD REMEMBER


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10. Understand the “messiah” like attention you’re receiving now can be taken away in a HEARTBEAT.

9. Don’t EVER co-sign THIS joke; you’ll lose more fans than Chris Brown and Ja Rule combined.

8. If you EVER appear on Funkmaster Flex freestyling from a blackberry again……I swear!!!!!

7. Just because your predecessor has infiltrated the auto-tune into a majority of his material does not give you the green light or the privilege to do the same. Unless you’re rapping about Heartbreaks and light skin headaches, cool, otherwise….STOP IT!

6. If you see Karrine Stephens in arms reach, book a flight to the opposite side of the country. I can already hear that demented lunatic yelling her new book title now….”Young Money Memoirs Vol.1: Drake Drizzy”. But, if she’s there to see Nicki Minaj, you might wanna stick around for that- I shouldn’t have to tell you why.

5. If you adopt anything from Kanye West, the LAST thing it should be is THIS. It’s totally not cool YOU’VE mastered the move already. STOP IT!

4.) I understand your complexion is lighter than Paris Hilton, but if I EVER see or hear you say “I’m bringing light skinned brothers back to the top” you might as well go back to T-Dot.

3.) I would strongly suggest you A.) Stop screaming “Rihanna, I love you baby” in public and B.) Kissing HER in public.4.

2.) Instead of thanking Lil Wayne for reviving your career, you need to thank the producer (Boi-1da) of “Best I Ever Had”. A.) That’s the sole reason I’m writing this list and B.) You could potentially perform that song anywhere in the WORLD (lucky prick lol.)

1.) If Weezy decides to call you his son, grab all your luggage and SPRINT in the opposite direction. Your star power hasn’t surpassed any level for us to ignore another lip locking session within the Cash Money family.


# 8 IS MY FAVORITE SMH. I WASNT HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
BUT SHOUT OUT TO # 6. I HEART KARRINE HEHE..

Sunday, May 10, 2009

BABY YOU THE BEST


I listen to Drake song "you the best" which is heavy on the radio, and crazy in the club. Then i really listened to the beginning of the song and it reminded me of the concept of the song. Now i know when it comes to sex i know we all know who may be the best to yourself, or who gives the best head, or who touches your d*ck a certain way if you a male or if you a female you may have that guy who was just your best aggressor. But in the overall, how do you consider who is your best overall. Who would you want to be with if you had to choose one last person to have sex with out of all your old partners, or who do you want after
doing a few years in jail straight out of jail.
Like when you think about it, its not that easy. Many people get caught up in love and feel like the person they was in love with ends up being they best partner. Your heart can have you feeling like she she gave you the best head because you was in love with her. Or it can have you saying he goes deep and hes your best due to the fact that you in love with him. You cant really decide if they are your best partner because you in love with them. Many females do this, and then soon as they have an affair or have a quick break up, they be quick to say the rebound was they best now that he done cleaned you out etc etc. Love can have you blind in sex.
Then i ask myself. I usually just had a best for certain situations. I remember my ex would ask me. See we were crazy we would ask stupid shit like that like "well who was your best person to eat you out" or she'll ask "who you think rode you the best" yeah i know we were weird. But this gets me an idea on where i stood. Like with me i think the things that would help me decide who was my best would definitely depend on the situation. You would have to atleast be top 3 in each of these categeories:
-Adventurous (Dont mind doing shit anywhere, anytime, no matter whats going on)
-Nasty (dont mind the extra body fluids that will be around)
-Good Head(self explanatory, its a art, not a technique)
-Fattest ass (some ass can make you cum instantly)
-Nice body (You want something that will keep you staring)
-Pretty Feet (I may want to kiss/bite them while on top)
-Softness (Im very touchy)
-Well Groomed (No George BUSH even if you slippin')
-Manicure ( very important when watching giving head)
-Flexibility (never know where your legs may end)
-Roughness (Sometimes you just have to let it out)
-Agressive (Take it if you want it, dont wait)
So after all this is mentally evaluated it puts it in a better perspective. Being the best takes alot, not just love. Because listen if you are in love in a long term relationship, ladies remember you only been havin the same shits. So fellas dont slip up thinking you still sexing like you was single now your girl use to you 'being the best' always stay on point and give it to her like she said somebody else better. OOOH NOW THAT MAKES YOU MAD...lol. Whats makes someone the best for you? Love? Straight hard-core porn f*cking? hmm...?

SUNDAY COMICS (WILLIAM H. ROAST EDITION)


See how my VIP turned on me lol. This was super random, i had to respect the funnyness in this.

CHICKEN WING JONES (MIKE EPPS)

Lmaoooooo, the funniest shit in this video is the dancing and his swag when you find out why they call his chicken wing jones.

Friday, May 8, 2009

BASKETBALL DIARIES(THE "HE GOT LIGHT ON YOU" EDITION)

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Lmao...shout out to the homie blktraV , from a basketball player point of view, you never want too many pictures of you playing D. My son got caught slippin'. Next time traV. hehe..

I HEART RED HEADS II



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FOOT FETISH FRIDAYS


Megan Fox edition.
For previous foot fetish friday click here

CASSIE NAKED PICTURES



I guess i'll add the picture just like all 84597429507498 of you bloggers. Whoopy do. I dont know why the media is on her heelz. Like people, i mean females lets be real. All yall take naked pictures and send them to guys. ALL YALL!! So im pretty sure your ex, ya main squeeze or ya baby daddy got pictures. Not to mention tapes. Let her do her.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

SHE F*CKING ME WITH HER EYES


[Let the hook ride out]

She was his ex. Thats how i met her. I never been a disrespectful dude to friends ex's. You have to be in my close circle for me not to even fuck with your ex' or main squeeze. I met her once, she probably was one of the baddest females i seen in a while that came with a body and face. Thats all i thought of the first time i met her and nothing else. But time went by, then it was club night 829589 days later.

Soon as i get to the club, it was a good night, i was celebrating my friend birthday. Took me like 20 minutes to get in the club even doing bottle service! I cant stand Connecticut table service, its the worse but nyc aint no better well maybe alittle. So i seen her, my mouth dropped how good she looking. I gave her a big hug as if she was a good friend left behind. I couldnt believe how happy she was to see me, i havent seen her since out of state. She smelled good, looked good. So we chatted for a bit..

" What are you doing here!!!

"What are you doing here girl"

"My fiance aint around so i decided to come out i havent been out in so long"

"Wooow, fiance, congrats" "How you been though"

"good...good, you lookin' good boy"

"*smiles* thanksss"

She was very flirtatious, i didnt wanna think nothing no more thats just me people get mislead all the time. But i couldnt lie, she wasnt looking good and no one could lie and say she wasnt. Its like if Kanye was around Beyonce, he couldnt act like her presence wouldnt make you look. So thru the night, Rose' was on deck in the VIP, poppin'. Im in * out of the vip couldnt sit still. So then i went to the other room and happen to see my mans in the other room just coolin' out on the couch, and look who was near and saw me. HER!. So she came over to me and sat on my lap and was talking to me with the most sexual eye contact ever. It was a open flirt here, she on my lap asking me, when am i gonna find a fiance. I smirked...I knew she tipsy now i smelled the fruity liquor. And before i could even answer "Blame it on the goose" came on and one of her friends starts dancing with my man and she starts giving me this crazzy ass lapdance, i wanted to get up to dance but she wouldnt let me as if she wanted to be a lap dance. So i was very touchy, no skin to skin but just grasping her size. She had a short dress on with curves. I felt the tension now and i was tipsy too we were hot. It seemed like "blame it on the alcohol" played like 3 times thats how good the dance was. So she got up off me and smiled. So back to the VIP, club is flooded, im walking thru took me like 15 minutes to get thru the crowd. I get to VIP and guess who i see laid out on the couch, HER! smh.

"WESSSS, my friennnnnd"

"you good lol?"

"I had too many drinks, i dont even drink no more foreal"

"how many you had"

"3...4" (holding up 5 fingers)

So i get her a bottle of water, she pulled me down to sit and she laid on me. I was praying she wouldnt throw up on me. But the funny part was she way laying as if she was toppin' me off so one my friends smirked at me, and i knew why he smirked. So her girls was there too and just telling me "she cant hang she a lightweight" you know how girls do. Then "Dancin on me" by webstar came on, this girl got up like she good...asap! That boy webstar got a hit when you know a drunk one turn sober when ya shit come on. She grabs me and she starts dancin on me, and we really dancin' in the vip. Touchy again, i had my hands in her inner thigh while her face was by my neck. While i was dancing it reminded me of "usher" making love in the club. It felt like i was in HS that wanted someone that i couldnt have. But it felt so good at the moment, just that feeling of the moment. Too much flirting and she kept giving me that look like she was fucking me with her eyes. When the club let out, VIP left late. I gave her a big hug, no info exchange for what? We both knew the deal, we hugged like we knew we wouldnt see each other again. It was cool cant lie, i aint realize how noticed it was, until i got out the club. And see my cousin, he showed me love but right when i said something he looked over me at some girl behind me and i didnt know who was behind me, he says "daaaaamn...u better go get that i seen you"...i turn around and see her and bust out laughin! And just thought to myself, that girl damn near married, but we definitely fucked with our eyes tonight.

Every had chemistry in the club like that randomly people???








Thinking To Myself - Lil Wayne

BACKSHOTS CAN MAKE HER SAY THE DARNEST THINGS



In the picture is Little Bee from Ray J show. This is who she resembles so much. I remember when i first met her. She seen me in pictures from my boy facebook etc. My boy was talking to her friend. They came in town to see him. She asked you dont have any friends? So he showed her pictures in his phone of us partying previously. She said "whos that i wanna see him now!". He told her who I was, and he called me right on the spot i remember. It was like 2am and i he told me to come thru a pizza place somebody wants to meet me. I yelled at him like "son, you serious? like its 2am...". He said calmly "Trust me it will be worth it. I came down there seen him lubby dubby in the pizza place in the middle of both of them. But one was extra cute. I said to myself that cant be her. And it was. I walked in and he said "This William H, H. this is____". I immediately stared her down. She was shy already i seen it, she barely looked at me in the eye. She was bad, only thing about her she was petite. It was 2am so of course i just started picturing me throwing her around the room because she was so petite. So we talked a bit basic conversation, i knew she was happy to meet me, when a female is more talkative than you are on a first conversation you good, thats your EZ pass(Take note fellas). I walked her to the car, exchanged numbers, and i knew we would be friends.


So we started chit chatting barely, she had 2 jobs, i had 2 jobs and grinding but we still was highly interested. So she always would ask me when are we gonna link up. I told her if we meet it will have to be late because i get home late all the time etc. unless it was weekends. Weekends were too busy for her. She eventually came to a late night dinner with me. We ate and talked alot. She started to get more open. Started telling about her jealous ex and why their not together and how she would take care of him etc. Now i listen to all of that. Its amazing to me how women talk about their ex's WHEN THEY BECOME EX'S. You wouldnt believe the stories i be hearing. I take not because you learn alot from the person believe it or not. So after a long dinner. I asked her what she was about to do. She said she didnt know. I said what you wanna do? She said i dont care. Sooooo I say so im assuming you dont want the night to end this quick. She smiled. That was my que. So I asked her come stay with me.
We got to the room. I can tell she was sort of nervous still. But im usually good with making a girl feel comfortable. So we watched some tv. It was like 3am in the morning, just laying down watching tv and talking lightly. So then it happened. I couldnt take her looks any more. And plus she was petite, so i wanted to throw her around the room. We started tougue kissing, and touching i took her cloths off, i remember when i took her heels off. She had the smallest cutest little feet. I wanted to just kidnap her feet alone lol. So i layed her down and started kissing around her neck, to her chest on her stomach, then i started kissing around her p****y, i was teasing, i knew she wanted me to lick the wrapper(pause if needed) but i didnt, too early in the game, not that i wouldnt on the first occasion, im nasty lol? But we did click heavy. Just from kissing etc made me throb and i wanted her asap and she was soak. I got the gold wrapper and we started with the motions. It was so tight and soaked, and then after a few motions she reminded me that she was half spanish. She started making these noises "EYYYE(eyee). This shit turned me on so much, so i got out of the passionate pumps and got on my usual take over. I had her on top it was like i was picking her up and lifting her so fast because she so small. Then from the back, she had a usual petite ass, nothing much. Fellas you know that ass where u think your dick is gonna go in her stomach instantly lol? Well it did, after a few backshots she shocked me because i never heard.....
"EEEEYYYYYYE WILLIAMMMMMMM"
SHE CALLED MY INDUSTRY NAME OUT! Shocked the hell out of me, it wasnt like she ever called me that, texted that, im that nothing. So i kept going harder. So when i got back on top missionary, i went out with a blast. As i came, i pulled out with the magnum. She took the condom off, and started jerkin' the rest out. Caught me off guard, remind me of my ex so i'll save that for another post. The next morning, we woke up good. These were one of those experiences you wanted to try again. So fellas this is why you treat any sex experience like its your last, dont be scared to do anything because you might not get it again. We kept in touch for a few more months. Seen her in the club once, and never heard from her since, new number, no nothing. Then i thought like damn...
Women scream the wildest sh*T when its good.

BASKETBALL DIARIES IIII

Any college basketball player knows about the summer camps. It was a good time to get extra money being a college student and also it was fun to be around your teammates and kids in the summer. In division one it was sort of mandatory, if you wasnt working as a counselor your better have had a good reason to not be there. Camp would only be for a week. These rich kids would pay about 400.00 for one week of basketball skills. They was always fun. I remember after my freshman year i said i wasnt coming back to Quinnipiac, i couldnt put up with my coach. He was the scariest coach on earth. Son was CRAZY foreal.


It was the summer right after my freshman year of basketball. I remember i didnt keep in contact with no one, my grades was fucked up, i heard we was getting a white boy out of indiana point guard that just didnt miss and i already know i was kind of fucked with getting more playing time and trying to get my grades back up. I already know i probably would be transfering but it wasnt certain. I didnt talk to no one for 2 months, my coach would call i wouldnt answer, players, friends etc. I wasnt really fuckin' with nobody from the team because i didnt want them to know how i felt about leaving. So one day the assistant coach called me. And he was cool i answered couldnt be no harm.

"Wes! this is Coach O where you been!"
"im here coach O whats going on"
"You working at camp next week we need guys from the team"
"Im with it, i'll be there 8am monday morning"
"Cool, see you there"

Quick $400.00 for 1 week of playing basketball and coaching shit, why not right! But i almost forgot about avoiding half my team and coaching and more importantly, Coach D i advoided. But whatever, i was on my grizzly trying to make a extra dollar.

Its finally monday morning, i make my way catch the 2 buses all the way out to Hamden,CT to first day of camp to work. I couldnt wait to see all my homies from ny on the team, and my dc dudes i fuck with on the team. I walk into the gym its a million kids. Its like i was the only one out the loop so everybody showed me love, EVERYBODY. I was happy. But i started thinking damn i aint ever see Coach D, i have to check in with him to know whats goin on. Now mind you, its the first day of camp, kids mothers are there(if you dont believe me just look at the background of the first picture). It was 8am again! I hear my name quite clear in front of everybody WES!!!. Its Coach D. He called my name as if i missed the lay up. I turned around to him with a smile to him as if i was gonna greet him.

"DA FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
"HUH"?
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?? YOU DIDNT CONTACT NO ONE HERE, YOU BEEN DUCKING ME NOTHING, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM!!

THE GYM GOT SILENT! Now i can feel my heart drop in my stomach, and i couldnt even think of the right thing to say. It was kind of like my mother just caught me stealing. I almost had a tear on the spot. So i was already embarrased parents were looking at me as if they felt sorry for me. I turned around starting walking out the gym, Coach O ran over to me, and said in my ear

"Just keep walking, come talk to me outside the gym"
"Coach O why he just do that and you invited me to come"
"I had no clue Wes, but you cant leave, you know how he is"

So i sat outside the gym, a couple of my teammates came outside with tears! lmao. "son i cant believe he just did that". I had no words, i was pissed and more embarrased. His wife was even there and i done ate dinner at his house before. Coach O ended up talking to Coach D. Coach D didnt fuck with me the whole week. So i ended up working. Friday came and opened up my check.......................

$225.00!

Da fuck?! DID I ASK COACH D WHY WAS IT LOWER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE??? HELL NOOOOOOOOOO!