Sunday, April 19, 2009

HAND-CUFFIN' YOUR GIRL


Hand-Cuffin. Now i will get 101 for viewers that are not familiar. Hand-Cuffin' is to take action with not letting your girlfriend engage in anything that affiliates with another male or activites where males around. Now Hand-Cuffin is used in the males point of view, we never call females hand-cuffin because thats what they do, and thats what they suppose to do. Not men. There a certain extent where guys shouldnt hand-cuff. But with these days guys hand-cuff because women are just too sneaky. Women are the new 2009 dogs! If you have to hand-cuff you not doing something right or you not confident in your self. Now dont get me wrong, i've done some handcuffin' in my life. If i had hand-cuffed it was probably because i was in love, or the head was so good i didnt want anybody to experience what i created lol. So i will give you the top 5 reasons to know if you are being hand-cuffed:
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5. Checking there emails/im's/Myspace: Now ladies you'll be surprised, fellas you would too. Many males do this and you wouldnt even know, be in your inbox heavy. But this is the catch, the guy is hand-cuffin if he is responding to the dudes or confronting you about messages. Some dudes just check it and keep it moving. Hand Cuffers check, confront, and respond. Not a good look, he doesnt want you to have no privacy! Let her be, she gonna throw a few flirts just like you, just trust she doesnt do more.
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4. Poppin' Environments: Mostly for relationships. If your man doesnt want to bring you to where the club be poppin' or even where the environment is more upscale, where if they go to the bathroom and they nervous somebody may get at you real quick because its more potentials in that environment. They hand-cuffin. If thats your girl dont be afraid to be where its poppin', if yall look good together you'll be surprise how many others would respect it.
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3. Pictures: On myspace, facebook etc. if you post a picture as profile picture or on they're wall of you kissing the one you with. This is very common. Mostly ladies placing a big picture on a myspace wall of you kissing your man. Now you hand-cuffin in the cyber world because you want everyone on the internet to know what it is. Even when a female changes her boyfriend profile picture to them kissing knowing the guy would never post that picture, reminds me of an old post. Thats definite hand-cuffin.
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2. Physical: If you were on dinner date and wasnt touchy holding hands, and did the movies and wasnt touchy holding hands, and now you get to the club and now you want to be touchy holding hands letting the world know who you with. Definitely hand-cuffin! You dont want anybody to stand a chance with throwing a flirt so now you want to be physical. You better off being normal, feel good that somebody's does want your mate, that means they're nice looking and edible :).
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1. If you cant leave your phone around him/her without them looking all the way thru it. You already handcuffed and dont even know it.

10 comments:

  1. word up to all of the above.

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  2. Definitely agreeing with number one - that's my biggest pet peeve. Glad I don't have to deal wit that.

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  3. Maybe its just me, maybe this is something folk of the younger generation do but whats with the online access? Why does ya partner need to have access to your email or your pages to be posting shit like they were you or replying to messages? I've never understood that. And females I've been with in relationships don't even ask about shit like that? LOL, you want a copy of my mails keys too? my voice PIN too? Couple need to fall bacc a bit with all this unlimited access.

    The Vast majority of Cuffin' is on some real insecurity.Remember, if you go looking for trouble you're gonna find it.

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  4. does that go for guys that don't allow their gf's to dance while shes out at the club whether hes there or not......or when his boys be textin him like ooooo i just saw ur girl at the club or where ever??? Bc that stuff is happening to my friend and its soooo annoying to go to the club with ppl that cant have a good time bc their "man" is insecure about himself.....nice post!!

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  5. oog man lol deff got handcuffed in my past years ....no more of that shit =X lol. thanks for the comment on my post ...yes condoms ! its the way to go lol.

    btw --- cuffin needs to go --- guys grow up pleaseeeeee :) girls do nooot like it .

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  6. LOL! i always enjoy readin your blogs.. hand cuffin is always such a touchy subject. & i would comment from life experiences, but i don't wanna put any1 on blast. Guys can be so insecure sometimes..

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  7. Oooooh, I was so hand-cuffed in my last relationship! Going through my phone, my planner (from like 3 years before), going on my myspace and facebook (he works with computers so lawd knows what he did to figure out my passwords). One of the reasons that he is now my ex. I hate that ish. If you gonna be with somebody, trust them. If you not gonna trust them, shit, what's the point?

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  8. i aint handcuf'n shit..... until i throw dat ring on it! errrrrrrrbody out here yung dumb and full of cum heheheheheheehe






    anoooonymoouussss!



    P.S. It aint no fuuuuuuuuun if da homies cant haaaaave none!

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  9. im bein hand cuffed right now! mofo kno his slate is far from clean now he wanna be xtra nosey! even went as far as wanting me to change my cell #!!!!! f**k outta here....lmmfao

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  10. True story son. Cuffin is whack. Like Just blaze says "let that B**ch breathe"

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