Friday, July 15, 2011

TOP 5 REASONS TO NOT HAVE PERIOD SEX


[BY @THISISWILLIAMH SEEN AT PEPPERMINTBLOWPOPS.COM]

Top 5 reasons to Not have period sex

Random subject right? But think about it fellas, doesn't it seem like women are always in heat during they're period. They stay wanting to give you head and try to sit on it, or they stay asking for a quickie during they're period. Now I don't mind if I promised we would have sex. Sometimes I jus feel sorry and I would hate to be so horny and the reason I can't have sex is because my dick is bloody and she tells me no. Think about it fellas from the opposite way of life. So sometimes I feel bad and just give in like fuck it :-/. But period sex can be the worst. Here are the top 5 reasons to NOT have period sex:

5. We do not know if its you being wet or its the blood: We can't tell and 99.9 percent its your blood. So mentally we hear a squisy noise and its not from your juices flowing its the blood. And that instantly can maybe make a guy get soft soon.

4. You can't go raw: If its your girlfriend, you cannot go in raw tonight. A bloody dick is the worse. Especially if you like me you may want some action after you cum. And trust me she is not touching or licking your bloody dick.

3. Ruins your favorite towels and cloths: Most importantly you ruin items. Sheets, towels boxers, tees. All this shit gets blood stains on them. And blood aint easy to take out. And its very embarrassing doing laundry with blood stains on your draws.

2. You can never just get up and go: You can't just fuck her on period and go ball. Everybody knows you have to shower or use a hot wet cloth and wipe off good. That blood will stick on your skin and you will feel the same way she feels with that pad on.

1. You can't eat the pussy: If you like me and you like to eat pussy, you can lick nor suck the pussy. How nasty that is!! Now I'm nasty but I ain that nasty!

I wouldn't be surprised to see a womans top 5 on why to have period sex lol.

9 comments:

  1. this shit made me laugh. my ex hit it on my cycle a few times but i wont let him unless im about two drops from done. i dont like it.

    plus i have really rough sex and my bedroom would look like a horror flick

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  2. I just want to say, that picture makes me want to vomit!
    Okay Bye

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  3. lmfao that pic is beyond icky. it's true that during my cycle i'm horny as hell but i haven't engaged in period sex and i don't plan on it :/

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  4. dont act like you havent ate someone while they were on before.

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  5. there's just some thing u don't do...this is one of them!!!! it's BEYOND disgusting...most cycles last between 3-5 days. if u can't wait...that's a problem..idc how horny i may be...this shit right here is a definate no no!!! i barely want to sleep in the same bed with my man while my period is on, let alone be intimate!!!!!

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  6. i disagree! lmao... if u can walk thru mud.....

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  7. 5. we DO get hot as fxck on the last day BEFORE the LAST day.

    4. sometimes you think you can just 'sneak you one in' and wipe his dick off for him before he notice..

    3. i been giving you head for the past three nights with no expectation of reciprocation. at this point nigga, you gotta take one for the team.

    2. see #3

    1. fxck it bae, i cant get pregnant right now!

    (>.<)

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