But in the industry, personally i can read who gives good head. These are the women that men lower 30's that marry younger women, or the reason some guys cant get over old ex's or the reason you remember some old sexual partners, it usually starts from oral. Everybody can fuck good, but its a small percentage of women out there who can really suck you off to remember up to 30 years. But back to the headline. Allow me to explain who my top 5 head givers may be in the industry:
5) KELIS

Now kelis, i always loved her style back in the day. She showed just how different she was but never came off sexual in her music or persona. Until she met Nas. And now that i think about it, it wasnt her actions that proved this fact to me, it was Nas. This man quickly got her name on his body, married her and got caught in a wild divorce. My prediction is the head game got up caught up asap to make him do any of that shit. Whenever a man is willing to get her name on his body and she doesnt return the favor, it has to be the head. Head can make you do dumb shit like this.
4) TOMEKA FOSTER (USHER EX-WIFE)

I seen this one when it first happen. I said Usher Raymond as big as he is, how many women that loved him started being in public with this not that good looking lady. Ok shes not cute. Simple. Did she have ass? I dont remember but that wouldnt even help her. Usher married her asap too. Another quick marriage. So what would make usher lose his mind and fuck with this not so hot lady and marry her, it was that good head. Just by looking at her she looks like she probably give sloppy nice wet head and talks shit while shes doing it. Usher im sure done probably talked about her in a couple of songs in Confessions album. Usher probably never had none like that and threw the ring on her asap.


This shouldnt be a secret too much. Well maybe, we all look at her as the biggest groupie in internet history right? Naaaahhhh not me..... Yeah im sure she lied about about alot of shit, but im sure its alot of shit she didnt lie about. The reason where she at right now is because she may have fucked a few B or C listers in the industry. So the fact that they even mention her name has to be something. I do the shit all the time, if you not worth it, especially from our sexual history i would not mention you, but somehow someway these dudes mention her name. Kat Stacks im sure gives crazy head. Most groupies give great head, they have to have a reason for you to remember them. Its true. They may catch you at show, backstage or in the trailer. They got a hour for you to remember them and you think she wont perform right? Shiiiiittt... im sure she gives great head i can see it! LOL...
1) TINY

This shouldn't be a surprise. Just look at the picture. No disrespect to tiny because i love her southern hospitality but we all know shes very unattractive, and if im not mistaking T.I has a major female fan club to be a dude 6' and under. Not only this is T.I girlfriend but this is his babymomma. How many famous babymommas and babydaddies you know that are together and not married and in public like the picture above. Good head does that. Good-head will keep you together through all the bullshit, and it will actually have you thinking some women are better looking than what they are.
Top 5 worst head givers in the industry coming soon...
Hmmm....I got an invite to a BJ 101class week in NYC, so it's funny that you posted this. I guess I should go huh? LOL.
ReplyDeletelol LOVED this post.
ReplyDeleteI was actually sayin to a friend the other day that Kelis's head HAD to be on point for her body to end up on Nas's.
y isnt erykah on da list
ReplyDeletegood head saves relationships.
ReplyDeletebj 101 course? whats that about lol?
ReplyDelete@ William...
ReplyDeleteWell that's what I guess I'll find out when I go! The Art of Giving Head or whateva this class is supposed to be about. Hell, you neva too old to learn something new...especially in that department.
LOL.
What about Angie Jolie. Not as if she needs a reason besides those lips. Back in the day Angelina Jolie was a freak and let's not forget she stole Brad Pitt from a perfectly happy home. #TeamAngie
ReplyDeleteOMG llamf...I knew what each explanation was going to be when I saw each pic first lol
ReplyDeleteLOL...You are so on point...But I agree...Angie shoulda made the list too...
ReplyDeleteoh shit number three....too funny!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO @ this whole list! On point!
ReplyDeletemariah carey should have definitely made the list... you've seen nick's back. her name is blown!!
ReplyDeleteand that other kardashian sister.. odom wifed her quick too... but she probably learned for big sissy kim.