Top 7 Depressions of the weekend

So this past weekend i really didnt do too much. I have to admit my sidekick usually goes off heavy anyway. But it seems like this weekend, my sidekick was like the devil it had numerous negativity on it. So this weekend was pretty depressive. Now usually if you read my blogs i drop a serious blog atleast once a week. Allow me to bring you into my top 7 depressions during the weekend, inspired by one of my favorite bloggers.

7. PRISON TIME?

So, im not gonna get too personal, i although i dont mind because i feel that my life is interesting enough to share with. I use to stay with my father in ATL for a short while. My father had a bad record but manage to get a nice house in the burbs, nice looking wife(shoutout to my stepmom), and nice job. But he had a problem that i wouldnt mention due to being embarrassed for his problem. But i left ATL to come to NYC where i started working at Atlantic. So i heard he had went to prison while i was up here. The story was such a lifetime story but it didnt shock me because between me and him i knew he had a problem and i knew it wasnt cool. So i just heard he is has been sentenced for 40 years in Georgia. Now im currently doing my own follow up to find out whats going on...smh

6. Begginformercy(FACEBOOK EDITION)

This one i am very use to and i hate but i somehow manage to get thru it. My thing is i really hate for a female to make a story up off a facebook status, or try to turn the table as if the I am sweating them like they not the one that hits me every time they get a chance to sex me etc. Its kind of like false advertisement living in their own world. The funniest thing is i got a hit on the kick like "did you know such and such had a status on their Facebook making it seem like it was about them"?. I smurked because i was use to it. Because it was the same person that texts me all the time and i never respond, same person that texted me telling me to "Come get this head since you gone be in my STATE". I just find things like this interesting because they be the same one that tells their friends that you hit them and you sweat them. When its all backwards. Do you say something? NO! You be humble just as i usually am because they are begginformercy.

5. Food Recession(Get a wifey or start cooking) I really have a problem with eating. I eat so much fast food its ridiculous. Now of course you know that we are living in a recession where everything is sky rocket with prices. I hate when my mother or even motherly figures like Miss Pam at work will critique my spending on fast food. Now i know im wrong but i hate it. I would eat cooked food if somebody cooked it for me on a regular basis. Im just very picky. And im starting to realize how much i spend thru a week. :-(. Its crazy. I think ima start buying hot pockets all day long. Now hiring full time wife with cooking benefits(non sexual acts needed)

4. Somebody gets killed outside of popular club in my city.

I got a text early morning that somebody got killed outside of Center St. Lounge which was crazy because on saturday nights, you probably can find me there. Its scary because New Haven,CT is crazy, if you reading this from out of town,state etc, please protect ya neck if you are around, these kids will pull out, take ya chain in broad day light out here smh. This was sad.

3. Girls fight over me??

Im not even gonna deliver details in this one all because of the "no snitching rule" like cam said on CNN lol. But supposely the cops wanna speak with me over a fight between women which my name was mentioned i guess i was the subject. SMH some people just cant take responsibility over their own actions, dont mention my name! When this story dry down, i'll drop a blog about this..

2. FEMALE "FAN" OF THE WEEK?

This female is still unknown i have a good idea who it is but i think she got too much pride to admit she would do such a thing. But long story short, i got a random pic of her _ _ _ _ _ in my inbox smh. and this is what i said and this is what she said............

1. Ok so i guess he listened to Plies Ol Lady and is Mad at me?

Supposely his fantasy girlfriend was somebody i dealt with before, and he sends me messages randomly begginformercy. Its sad, like i really feel bad for this kid, i wanna sit down and school him about these females. Note to self, change tmail asap smfh! (mind you i never respond)

This is my weekend