LADIES: TOP 5 WAYS TO KNOW IF THE HEAD WAS GOOD WHILE HE WAS DRIVING

Ladies, I know most of you in times like this do all of thee above. Nothing seems to be 'freaky' or 'kinky' to the next woman these days. Which is good when it comes to me. The average woman especially girlfriend has gone down on there mate in the car while driving. Its fun, that urge of being seen, the urge of satisfying your man or making a trip shorter by being adventurous. But its not as easy as sucking dick in the car than it is during a regular session. This makes it a challenge. The question is can you adapt to it. Let me give you 5 reasons to know if you gave great head on that ride with him:

6

5) HE WONT BE ABLE TO GO OVER 85mph:

LADIES I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING. HE ALWAYS GOES FASTER WHEN I DO IT. THIS IS JUST A EXCITED RESPONSE. AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES IF YOU ARE DOING IT GOOD, AND GREAT HE WILL SLOW DOWN FOR SAFETY. THE ADVENTURE OF GETTIN' HEAD AND DRIVING FEELS GOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON THE SENSATION AND AT THE SAME TIME WATCH THE ROAD. THE BETTER YOU GO, THE SLOWER HE WILL DRIVE. HE WANTS TO ENJOY IT MORE NOW THAT YOU ARE DOING IT BETTER.

8

4) CARS WILL GO OUT THEIR WAY TO SEE:

IF YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT YOU WILL BE POSITIONED IN A 'I DONT CARE WHO SEES ME' WHICH WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO SOMEONE SEEING YOU PLOPPED UP ON THE SEAT GOING TO WORK ON THE HIGHWAY. IT MAY CAUSE A CAR TO TRY AND CATCH UP TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. IF THIS HAPPENS THIS IS A SIGN OF GREATNESS. MANY WOMEN CAN BE BASHFUL OF BEING SEEN AND WANT TO BE DISCREET ABOUT IT. BUT SOME DONT CARE, AND THOSE ARE MY FAVORITES.

6

3.IF YOU BY ACCIDENT HIT THE NEUTRAL GEAR OR CHANGE THE GEAR:

JUST AS #4 YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION, WHICH IS A GREAT THING FOR THE GUY. IF YOU GET INTO THE RIGHT HAND MOTIONS AND YOU ARE ALL OVER THE DICK, YOU KNOW YOU DOING SOMETHING RIGHT IF YOU BY MISTAKE HIT THE GEAR ON THE CAR FROM GOING IN. THIS IS A SIGN OF GREATNESS. SHOCKINGLY HE WILL FIXED THE GEAR QUICK DUE TO PANIC LOL. BUT HEY THIS MEANS YOU ARE USING THEM HANDS AND DOING YOUR JOB.

5

2) SOAKED BOXERS/PANTS

THIS ONE IS SIMPLE. JUST LIKE THE PICTURE AT THE TOP OF THE POST YOU KNOW YOU WERE DOING YOUR THING IF IT GETS TO THAT LEVEL. THIS SHOWS YOU DID IT LONG ENOUGH, AND YOU USED THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SPIT AND SLOB. HE SHOULD BE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE FROM ALL THE SALIVA AND SPIT IN HIS BOXERS ONCE YOU ARE DONE.

6

1) IF HE CUMS

SHOULDNT BE A SURPRISE. BUT IF IT IS, LET ME EXPLAIN. WHILE DRIVING ITS VERY HARD TO FEEL THE SENSATION OF GETTING GOOD HEAD AND PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD, AND WATCHING OUT FOR COPS, CARS ETC. ITS JUST TOO MUCH PAYING ATTENTION AND WE REALLY CANT FOCUS ON THE FACT YOU ARE SUCKING SO GOOD. MANY GUYS DONT ACTUALLY GET TO RELEASE WHILE DRIVING. BUT IF HE DOES BOY O BOY....YOU DEFINITELY ARE GREAT AT WHAT YOU DO. JUST BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE CUM'N AND DRIVING IS VERYYYYY HARD TO WORK OUT!

SIGNS TO KNOW SHE F*CKIN' WITH A NBA PLAYER

IF YOU SEE THESE IN HER WARDROBE, YOU MAY NEED TO TALK TO HER

TOP 5 WOMEN IM SURE WHO HEAD IS CRAZY:

What a topic right! This is why you guys miss me, im sure. But this is where my mind goes. Many women out there dont understand the power of giving head. You can get alot of shit done for yourself, in your relationship, for yourself, and you can win alot of arguments. The women that understand this use this to better themselves. It works out both ways. Us men know we always have a stress-reliever on deck, and you know you pretty much can get whatever you want from us if needed.


But in the industry, personally i can read who gives good head. These are the women that men lower 30's that marry younger women, or the reason some guys cant get over old ex's or the reason you remember some old sexual partners, it usually starts from oral. Everybody can fuck good, but its a small percentage of women out there who can really suck you off to remember up to 30 years. But back to the headline. Allow me to explain who my top 5 head givers may be in the industry:




5) KELIS




Now kelis, i always loved her style back in the day. She showed just how different she was but never came off sexual in her music or persona. Until she met Nas. And now that i think about it, it wasnt her actions that proved this fact to me, it was Nas. This man quickly got her name on his body, married her and got caught in a wild divorce. My prediction is the head game got up caught up asap to make him do any of that shit. Whenever a man is willing to get her name on his body and she doesnt return the favor, it has to be the head. Head can make you do dumb shit like this.





4) TOMEKA FOSTER (USHER EX-WIFE)
I seen this one when it first happen. I said Usher Raymond as big as he is, how many women that loved him started being in public with this not that good looking lady. Ok shes not cute. Simple. Did she have ass? I dont remember but that wouldnt even help her. Usher married her asap too. Another quick marriage. So what would make usher lose his mind and fuck with this not so hot lady and marry her, it was that good head. Just by looking at her she looks like she probably give sloppy nice wet head and talks shit while shes doing it. Usher im sure done probably talked about her in a couple of songs in Confessions album. Usher probably never had none like that and threw the ring on her asap.

3) ALICIA KEYES

Hmmmmmm.....Alicia Keyes. How did she make the list? Simple, the beautiful alicia keyes is that good looking woman that you think is basic in the bedroom who you probably thinks doesnt swallow or prolly even scared of cum. Nahhhhh! Alicia Keyes is a home wrecker. Home wreckers usually are good sexers. They know how to steal you. This is what they do. But i'll respect her and swizz relationship. She had this man leave his family with mashonda and kids, and now he is marrying her. She is obviously fucking him right and of course giving that great head, that head that will make you leave your family and marry the next. Plus just look at her swag, specially in "you dont know my name", shes probably one of those passionate head givers that make you feel real special! Lol...

2) KAT STACKS

This shouldnt be a secret too much. Well maybe, we all look at her as the biggest groupie in internet history right? Naaaahhhh not me..... Yeah im sure she lied about about alot of shit, but im sure its alot of shit she didnt lie about. The reason where she at right now is because she may have fucked a few B or C listers in the industry. So the fact that they even mention her name has to be something. I do the shit all the time, if you not worth it, especially from our sexual history i would not mention you, but somehow someway these dudes mention her name. Kat Stacks im sure gives crazy head. Most groupies give great head, they have to have a reason for you to remember them. Its true. They may catch you at show, backstage or in the trailer. They got a hour for you to remember them and you think she wont perform right? Shiiiiittt... im sure she gives great head i can see it! LOL...

1) TINY

This shouldn't be a surprise. Just look at the picture. No disrespect to tiny because i love her southern hospitality but we all know shes very unattractive, and if im not mistaking T.I has a major female fan club to be a dude 6' and under. Not only this is T.I girlfriend but this is his babymomma. How many famous babymommas and babydaddies you know that are together and not married and in public like the picture above. Good head does that. Good-head will keep you together through all the bullshit, and it will actually have you thinking some women are better looking than what they are.

Top 5 worst head givers in the industry coming soon...

YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET:

IS THAT SHE WAS THE YELLOW GUMMI BEAR ON ONE DRUNK NIGHT. SHE WILL NEVER TELL YOU THO.

TOP 5 REASONS TO NOT HAVE PERIOD SEX

[BY @THISISWILLIAMH SEEN AT PEPPERMINTBLOWPOPS.COM]

Top 5 reasons to Not have period sex

Random subject right? But think about it fellas, doesn't it seem like women are always in heat during they're period. They stay wanting to give you head and try to sit on it, or they stay asking for a quickie during they're period. Now I don't mind if I promised we would have sex. Sometimes I jus feel sorry and I would hate to be so horny and the reason I can't have sex is because my dick is bloody and she tells me no. Think about it fellas from the opposite way of life. So sometimes I feel bad and just give in like fuck it :-/. But period sex can be the worst. Here are the top 5 reasons to NOT have period sex:

5. We do not know if its you being wet or its the blood: We can't tell and 99.9 percent its your blood. So mentally we hear a squisy noise and its not from your juices flowing its the blood. And that instantly can maybe make a guy get soft soon.

4. You can't go raw: If its your girlfriend, you cannot go in raw tonight. A bloody dick is the worse. Especially if you like me you may want some action after you cum. And trust me she is not touching or licking your bloody dick.

3. Ruins your favorite towels and cloths: Most importantly you ruin items. Sheets, towels boxers, tees. All this shit gets blood stains on them. And blood aint easy to take out. And its very embarrassing doing laundry with blood stains on your draws.

2. You can never just get up and go: You can't just fuck her on period and go ball. Everybody knows you have to shower or use a hot wet cloth and wipe off good. That blood will stick on your skin and you will feel the same way she feels with that pad on.

1. You can't eat the pussy: If you like me and you like to eat pussy, you can lick nor suck the pussy. How nasty that is!! Now I'm nasty but I ain that nasty!

I wouldn't be surprised to see a womans top 5 on why to have period sex lol.

FOOT FETISH FRIDAY

soul on the oop

Niceeeeeeee.......

SUNDAY COMICS X

Blk traV w/ Sunday comics