TOP 5 CELEBRITY WOMEN WHO HEAD IM SURE IS CRAZY PART 2

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In this industry, personally i can read who gives good head. Visualizing who gives great head is a 6th sense with me. Not only can women show it in the bedroom but can show it outside of the bedroom with actions as well. These same women that men in their lower 30s marry younger women, or the reason some guys cant get over old ex’s or the reason you remember some old sexual partners, it usually starts from oral. Everybody can fuck good, but its a small percentage of women out there who can really suck you off to remember up to 30 years. But back to the headline.

Allow me to explain who my top 5 head givers of 2011 may be in the industry:

5)Nicki Minaj:

Nicki Minaj falls into that "ima bad female rapper and I'm cocky and of course I fuck good" lane. Like in the 90s with foxy brown and lil kim. Its something with the confidence level with these type of women. Nicki not really lyrical too much with her head game as Kim use to be, but you can get the idea just off her mouth and face alone that she's a beast. She has a big/wide/mouth so she pretty much can do a lot. Not to mention her rumor'd boyfriend/Hypeman beat her ass with a briefcase recently. Niggas don't beat they women up for nothing. Its usually good head that puts them into crazy jealousy mode.
Category: Talker

4)Chrissi:

Chrissi has been with Jim Jones for how long? Over a decade? They not married, no kids. Okay, yeah she may have helped him in his life or been there through a lot of shit but yo Jim was supposed to be this tough guy until Love and Hip Hop Came on TV. Chrissi has to have some intense passionate head. Jim hasn't left this girl yet. And he finally went public with her. I remember seeing her when I hung out With Jim in 2006. Not to mention She has a real nice mouth.
Category: Intense Slow Head

3)Chelsea Lately:

Chelsea Lately. Now if you never watched her show, seen her stand up comedy, read any of her books or anything you wouldn't understand. Chelsea Lately is basically a slut. That she admits in her past books. But its something about chelsea's humor that shows her confidence and attracts you. I'm sure Chelsea head is crazy. She white. She has slutty books. And does slutty comedy. But in the mist of all that she confident. Just read one her one night stand books.
Category: Sloppy two-hander

2)Rihanna:

The island girl. Everyone knows Island girls, jamaican girls give some of the best head on the planet. But what topped it off is that Chris Brown with the physical abuse towards her. Like I said with nicki minaj, niggas don't really hit a girl if she has bad sex. Niggas don't hit girls if she has good sex. But you mix feelings, and great head, you would do some crazy shit to a girl that you thought you would never would do. Not to mention Rihanna flirty ways. Rihanna definitely has a few head tapes in Chris Brown phone I'm sure.
Category: Spontaneous Sloppy Head; Deep Throater

1)Khloe Kardashian:

Now, we all know Kim Head Game is top 5 out here. We seen what she did to Ray J. And if you ever watch the kardashians, Khloe always tells her family to "suck her dick". Its classic when she does it. But the way she says Dick sounds like she uses it a lot. Khloe is a talker I bet. My man Lamar Odom married her a month or 2 after just meeting her. Niggas do not do this. Every girl can have good pussy but what makes you special is your head game with it. Just like Kim turned Kris Humphries out, Khloe got to Lamar. I'm sure her shit is bananas.

Category: Prefers Head over sex; Knows how to please a man; Concentrates on the sensitive areas

Coming soon top 5 Twitter Followers who head is Crazy I'm sure:

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IM TIRED OF THE HOOT AND HOLLERIN'

"IM BOUT TO TAKE THE COUPE TO COLLINS"- LIL TUNECHI

AQUILLE CARR- MOST EXCITING SOPHMORE IN THE COUNTRY

REMINDS ME OF MY SWAG IN AAU.

LADIES: TOP 5 WAYS TO KNOW IF THE HEAD WAS GOOD WHILE HE WAS DRIVING

Ladies, I know most of you in times like this do all of thee above. Nothing seems to be 'freaky' or 'kinky' to the next woman these days. Which is good when it comes to me. The average woman especially girlfriend has gone down on there mate in the car while driving. Its fun, that urge of being seen, the urge of satisfying your man or making a trip shorter by being adventurous. But its not as easy as sucking dick in the car than it is during a regular session. This makes it a challenge. The question is can you adapt to it. Let me give you 5 reasons to know if you gave great head on that ride with him:

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5) HE WONT BE ABLE TO GO OVER 85mph:

LADIES I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING. HE ALWAYS GOES FASTER WHEN I DO IT. THIS IS JUST A EXCITED RESPONSE. AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES IF YOU ARE DOING IT GOOD, AND GREAT HE WILL SLOW DOWN FOR SAFETY. THE ADVENTURE OF GETTIN' HEAD AND DRIVING FEELS GOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE TO CONCENTRATE ON THE SENSATION AND AT THE SAME TIME WATCH THE ROAD. THE BETTER YOU GO, THE SLOWER HE WILL DRIVE. HE WANTS TO ENJOY IT MORE NOW THAT YOU ARE DOING IT BETTER.

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4) CARS WILL GO OUT THEIR WAY TO SEE:

IF YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT YOU WILL BE POSITIONED IN A 'I DONT CARE WHO SEES ME' WHICH WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO SOMEONE SEEING YOU PLOPPED UP ON THE SEAT GOING TO WORK ON THE HIGHWAY. IT MAY CAUSE A CAR TO TRY AND CATCH UP TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. IF THIS HAPPENS THIS IS A SIGN OF GREATNESS. MANY WOMEN CAN BE BASHFUL OF BEING SEEN AND WANT TO BE DISCREET ABOUT IT. BUT SOME DONT CARE, AND THOSE ARE MY FAVORITES.

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3.IF YOU BY ACCIDENT HIT THE NEUTRAL GEAR OR CHANGE THE GEAR:

JUST AS #4 YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION, WHICH IS A GREAT THING FOR THE GUY. IF YOU GET INTO THE RIGHT HAND MOTIONS AND YOU ARE ALL OVER THE DICK, YOU KNOW YOU DOING SOMETHING RIGHT IF YOU BY MISTAKE HIT THE GEAR ON THE CAR FROM GOING IN. THIS IS A SIGN OF GREATNESS. SHOCKINGLY HE WILL FIXED THE GEAR QUICK DUE TO PANIC LOL. BUT HEY THIS MEANS YOU ARE USING THEM HANDS AND DOING YOUR JOB.

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2) SOAKED BOXERS/PANTS

THIS ONE IS SIMPLE. JUST LIKE THE PICTURE AT THE TOP OF THE POST YOU KNOW YOU WERE DOING YOUR THING IF IT GETS TO THAT LEVEL. THIS SHOWS YOU DID IT LONG ENOUGH, AND YOU USED THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SPIT AND SLOB. HE SHOULD BE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE FROM ALL THE SALIVA AND SPIT IN HIS BOXERS ONCE YOU ARE DONE.

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1) IF HE CUMS

SHOULDNT BE A SURPRISE. BUT IF IT IS, LET ME EXPLAIN. WHILE DRIVING ITS VERY HARD TO FEEL THE SENSATION OF GETTING GOOD HEAD AND PAYING ATTENTION TO THE ROAD, AND WATCHING OUT FOR COPS, CARS ETC. ITS JUST TOO MUCH PAYING ATTENTION AND WE REALLY CANT FOCUS ON THE FACT YOU ARE SUCKING SO GOOD. MANY GUYS DONT ACTUALLY GET TO RELEASE WHILE DRIVING. BUT IF HE DOES BOY O BOY....YOU DEFINITELY ARE GREAT AT WHAT YOU DO. JUST BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE CUM'N AND DRIVING IS VERYYYYY HARD TO WORK OUT!

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TOP 5 WOMEN IM SURE WHO HEAD IS CRAZY:

What a topic right! This is why you guys miss me, im sure. But this is where my mind goes. Many women out there dont understand the power of giving head. You can get alot of shit done for yourself, in your relationship, for yourself, and you can win alot of arguments. The women that understand this use this to better themselves. It works out both ways. Us men know we always have a stress-reliever on deck, and you know you pretty much can get whatever you want from us if needed.


But in the industry, personally i can read who gives good head. These are the women that men lower 30's that marry younger women, or the reason some guys cant get over old ex's or the reason you remember some old sexual partners, it usually starts from oral. Everybody can fuck good, but its a small percentage of women out there who can really suck you off to remember up to 30 years. But back to the headline. Allow me to explain who my top 5 head givers may be in the industry:




5) KELIS




Now kelis, i always loved her style back in the day. She showed just how different she was but never came off sexual in her music or persona. Until she met Nas. And now that i think about it, it wasnt her actions that proved this fact to me, it was Nas. This man quickly got her name on his body, married her and got caught in a wild divorce. My prediction is the head game got up caught up asap to make him do any of that shit. Whenever a man is willing to get her name on his body and she doesnt return the favor, it has to be the head. Head can make you do dumb shit like this.





4) TOMEKA FOSTER (USHER EX-WIFE)
I seen this one when it first happen. I said Usher Raymond as big as he is, how many women that loved him started being in public with this not that good looking lady. Ok shes not cute. Simple. Did she have ass? I dont remember but that wouldnt even help her. Usher married her asap too. Another quick marriage. So what would make usher lose his mind and fuck with this not so hot lady and marry her, it was that good head. Just by looking at her she looks like she probably give sloppy nice wet head and talks shit while shes doing it. Usher im sure done probably talked about her in a couple of songs in Confessions album. Usher probably never had none like that and threw the ring on her asap.

3) ALICIA KEYES

Hmmmmmm.....Alicia Keyes. How did she make the list? Simple, the beautiful alicia keyes is that good looking woman that you think is basic in the bedroom who you probably thinks doesnt swallow or prolly even scared of cum. Nahhhhh! Alicia Keyes is a home wrecker. Home wreckers usually are good sexers. They know how to steal you. This is what they do. But i'll respect her and swizz relationship. She had this man leave his family with mashonda and kids, and now he is marrying her. She is obviously fucking him right and of course giving that great head, that head that will make you leave your family and marry the next. Plus just look at her swag, specially in "you dont know my name", shes probably one of those passionate head givers that make you feel real special! Lol...

2) KAT STACKS

This shouldnt be a secret too much. Well maybe, we all look at her as the biggest groupie in internet history right? Naaaahhhh not me..... Yeah im sure she lied about about alot of shit, but im sure its alot of shit she didnt lie about. The reason where she at right now is because she may have fucked a few B or C listers in the industry. So the fact that they even mention her name has to be something. I do the shit all the time, if you not worth it, especially from our sexual history i would not mention you, but somehow someway these dudes mention her name. Kat Stacks im sure gives crazy head. Most groupies give great head, they have to have a reason for you to remember them. Its true. They may catch you at show, backstage or in the trailer. They got a hour for you to remember them and you think she wont perform right? Shiiiiittt... im sure she gives great head i can see it! LOL...

1) TINY

This shouldn't be a surprise. Just look at the picture. No disrespect to tiny because i love her southern hospitality but we all know shes very unattractive, and if im not mistaking T.I has a major female fan club to be a dude 6' and under. Not only this is T.I girlfriend but this is his babymomma. How many famous babymommas and babydaddies you know that are together and not married and in public like the picture above. Good head does that. Good-head will keep you together through all the bullshit, and it will actually have you thinking some women are better looking than what they are.

Top 5 worst head givers in the industry coming soon...

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TOP 5 REASONS TO NOT HAVE PERIOD SEX

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Top 5 reasons to Not have period sex

Random subject right? But think about it fellas, doesn't it seem like women are always in heat during they're period. They stay wanting to give you head and try to sit on it, or they stay asking for a quickie during they're period. Now I don't mind if I promised we would have sex. Sometimes I jus feel sorry and I would hate to be so horny and the reason I can't have sex is because my dick is bloody and she tells me no. Think about it fellas from the opposite way of life. So sometimes I feel bad and just give in like fuck it :-/. But period sex can be the worst. Here are the top 5 reasons to NOT have period sex:

5. We do not know if its you being wet or its the blood: We can't tell and 99.9 percent its your blood. So mentally we hear a squisy noise and its not from your juices flowing its the blood. And that instantly can maybe make a guy get soft soon.

4. You can't go raw: If its your girlfriend, you cannot go in raw tonight. A bloody dick is the worse. Especially if you like me you may want some action after you cum. And trust me she is not touching or licking your bloody dick.

3. Ruins your favorite towels and cloths: Most importantly you ruin items. Sheets, towels boxers, tees. All this shit gets blood stains on them. And blood aint easy to take out. And its very embarrassing doing laundry with blood stains on your draws.

2. You can never just get up and go: You can't just fuck her on period and go ball. Everybody knows you have to shower or use a hot wet cloth and wipe off good. That blood will stick on your skin and you will feel the same way she feels with that pad on.

1. You can't eat the pussy: If you like me and you like to eat pussy, you can lick nor suck the pussy. How nasty that is!! Now I'm nasty but I ain that nasty!

I wouldn't be surprised to see a womans top 5 on why to have period sex lol.

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5 WAYS TO MAKE HER COMFORTABLE DURING THE 3SOME:

MOST GUYS DREAM TO HAVE A 3SOME. NOWADAYS 3SOMES COME LEFT AND RIGHT. BUT LETS BE HONESTS GUYS, ITS NOT AS EASY GETTING 2 GIRLS TO BOTH WANT EACH OTHER. ITS EASY TO GET ONE GIRL IN THE BED WITH YOU BUT GETTING 2 REQUIRES MORE WORK THAN A TRIGONOMETRY PROBLEM. THE AVERAGE GUY USUALLY HAS A 3SOME WITH A GIRL THEY LOVE (GIRLFRIEND ETC). SO WITH THAT, HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE THEM FEEL COMFORTABLE DURING AND AFTER THE FACT. MOST WOMEN ARE JEALOUS FREAKS AND NO ONE WANTS FOR YOU TO LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE MORE THAN YOU LIKE THEMSELVES. PROBLEMS AFTER A NOT WELL DISCUSS 3SOME CAN RESULT INTO JEALOUSY CONCERNS, INSECURITY, ARGUMENTS, AND EVEN BREAKUPS. BUT LET ME HELP YOU OUT WITH 5 WAYS TO KEEP HER COMFORTABLE DURING THE 3SOME:

5. DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU LIKE ANYTHING MORE THAN YOU DO DURING THE 3SOME ACTIVITIES: DURING THE 3SOME, WHETHER ITS KISSING, PENETRATION, TOUCHING ETC. AS A MAN DO NOT MOAN MORE AND YOU NORMALLY WILL, DO NOT SHOW ANY TYPE OF ENJOYMENT MORE ESPECIALLY WITH THE 3RD PERSON. YOUR MAIN GIRL IS WATCHING EVERY MOVE ON YOU LIKE A SECURITY CAM. ALTHOUGH IT IS TURNING HER ON BUT IT WILL ONLY HURT YOU IN THE LONG RUN. JUST PLAY COOL AND CALM LIKE ITS THE NORMAL. I DONT GIVE A DAMN HOW BETTER THE 3RD PERSON HEAD WAS, JUST SUCK IT UP AND BE QUIET.

4. DONT DISCUSS IT TOO MUCH AFTER OR EVEN DAYS LATER LET HER BRING IT UP. BE NONCHALANT: CHANCES ARE THAT SHE DID IT FOR YOU UNLESS SHE IS BI. SO ANYTYPE OF ENJOYMENT YOU BRING UP WILL MAKES YOUR CHANCES LESS TO HAPPEN AGAIN. TRUST ME SHE WILL ASK YOU A MILLION QUESTIONS IN THE NEXT WEEK ABOUT IT. DO NOT TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU LIKED IT. ALL YOU SHOULD DO IS BE VERY APPRECIATIVE ABOUT IT. IF YOU TALK ABOUT IT SO MUCH HER NATURAL INSTINCT WILL BE THAT YOU WANT THE OTHER GIRL TO YOURSELF. YOU DONT WANT THAT. AT. ALL.

3. DO NOT ORALLY PLEASE THE 3RD PERSON: ESPECIALLYYYYY IF YOU ARE GOOD AT IT. THIS CAN CAUSE PROBLEMS FROM BOTH PARTIES. ITS ALREADY ENOUGH PRESSURE ON YOUR MAIN GIRL THAT SHE IS WATCHING YOU PLEASE ANOTHER WOMAN. SHE DOESNT WANNA WATCH YOU LICK THE OTHER GIRL PUSSY WHILE THE OTHER GIRL IS LOVIN' IT. ANY FALSE MOVE SHE WILL THINK YOU ARE EATING HER BETTER LIKE YOU BEEN HIDING OUT YA BEST WORK. IF YOU SMOOTH LET HER DO THE EATING. THEN IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE LIKE ME AND BE VERY GOOD AT EATING YOU DONT WANT THE 3RD PERSON TO WANT YOU TO HERSELF TO DO THAT AGAIN. THIS IS FUTURE DRAMA.

2. LET HER PICK THE PERSON: THIS IS USUAL IN MOST CASES. DONT EVER PICK THE GIRL. SHE WILL NEVER BE COMFY EVEN IF SHE SAYS SHE IS. THIS SAVES 80% OF THE PROBLEMS. IF YOU PICK THE GIRL CHANCES ARE YOU LIKE SOMETHING IN THE GIRL THAT YOUR GIRL DOESNT HAVE. IT COULD BE SOMETHING VISUAL OR SOMETHING MENTAL. IF SHE PICKS THE GIRL CHANCES ARE SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN THE GIRL AND SHE FEELS MORE COMFY. YOU WIN REGARDLESS.

1) BEFORE THE ACTUAL SEX, GET DRUNK,HIGH OR W/E YOU DO AT A NEUTRAL SPOT: BEING DRUNK AND INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE IS HOW YOU BECOME COMFORTABLE WITH MANY PEOPLE. PEOPLE MEET SOME OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE EVEN BEST FRIENDS DURING DRUNK BAR SESSIONS. THIS WILL MAKE EVERYONE COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER. AND WITH HER BEING DRUNK IT WILL HELP 1-4 OF THE SITUATIONS EASIER. YOU MAY GET AWAY WITH MORE SHIT. SOBER 3SOME ISNT FUN LOL.

IN THE END AS A GUY YOU WIN REGARDLESS, SO BE A TEAM PLAYER AND RESPECT ANY RULES! ALL 3 SOMES DONT HAPPEN SMOOTHLY THE WAY YOUR FRIENDS LIE ABOUT THEM, TRUST ME.

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"I HAD A FEELING YALL WAS GONNA DO THAT" PART 2

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"I HAD A FEELING YALL WAS GONNA DO THAT"

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THIS STORY HAS A CLASSIC ENDING. STAY TUNE, I PROMISE:

[3 SOME CONFESSIONS]
3am I'm driving. Ki in the passenger seat, her friend is in the back. Nobody wants to go home. So me and Ki begin a text conversation so ki friend wouldnt hear what we talking about.

Me: She coming with us to the hotel?
Ki: Yeah
Me: Listen, do she understand that she may be contributing to a 3some lol?
Ki: Yup.
Me: Lol, I'm saying because we can have fun ourselves, aint no reason for her to watch.

Now Ki and I already know what it is is when it comes to 3some talk and opinions and such, so pretty much as you can see it was regular talk. And usually I don't mind if a female wants to watch. But I did the watch thing before, and tonight was one of those nights where I wanted to be nasty, and be very adventurous. And I knew Ki friend wanted to experiment too. She was a freak too so I've heard.

So were all drunk, tipsy etc. Now ki is a freak, reason why I said I rather just be with Ki alone vs. Ki having her friend watch is because being with Ki would of been enough. I didn't want any free viewers. Now these two combined was a good combination, ki friends is a cutie, maybe a couple years younger than me, petite but has a ass to be petite. And Ki body is great, ass, titties etc.

So Ki reaches over and takes my dick out while I'm driving and starts playing with my dick. Ki has the best stroke game any woman I ever dealt with before. So my dick was up STRONG after a few minutes. I kept looking in the rear view mirror and looking at Ki friend and she's looking in my eyes as if she wants me later on too. So ki puts her head between my lap. I put my hand on her head to push her further to start deep throating. Now this is a good feeling. Getting head in front of another female is a good feeling. So with my left hand on the wheel, my right hand approaches the back seat and I touch her legs. I didn't want to dive in as if I was invited to touch her, so I rubbed her legs softly just testing the water. She scooted down more so I can touch more, so that's when I started rubbing her inner thigh. She allowed it. COOL. Now mentally I know how this night is gonna be. Meanwhile Ki is going to work on my dick. My boxers became soak. So now I'm touching kI friends pussy now. She had tights on but I know the outer layer of it became real moist and I was touching. Now this was probably the most multi-tasking I had in a car ever before, gettin great head, driving, and satisfy her in the back. So you can say I was focused.

So we got to the hotel, I went to go check in while they waited in the car. Its something about me going into a hotel with 2 women and checking in all together. I didn't want to bump into anyone, nor did I want the front desk person to judge me soooooo I let them wait in the car. How embarrassing that would be. I don't want people to give me the "I know what you about to do" smirks. I got the roomkeys, and texted her which room I'm in.

I opened the door, they came in, turned the tv on got comfy. Ki beginned to get ready to take a shower and she asked me was I coming? So I came. We both hopped in the shower while Ki friend was in the room texting. So me and ki started the shower she washed me and I remember grabbing my dick like it was a toy with two hands. Ki friend walked in the bathroom to fix her hair. I guess this was her way of trying to be in the presence of what we were doing. Ki says "You wanna come in" She say "Nope" and giggled, and went back out. So we finish the shower I went back out the room in my towel first. I wasn't in a rush so dry off so I just chilled on the bed with my towel on. Ki came out too, dried off put her lotion on and thong on and bra, and got in the bed. I got in with her. We layed down while ki Friend was on the couch on the phone. So she went to the bathroom. While she was in the bathroom we cut the lights off, and tv. I knew Ki was horny already, she wasn't thirsty for no 3some she wanted me anyway, she went straight to my dick and started licking the tip as she stroked. I'm grabbing her ass as hard as I can. Next time you know is I behind her holding her shoulders and pulling her back to get the full effect of the back shots. Her ass was jumping so much from the backshots, I got in my zone and almost forgot ki friend was in the bathroom. I'm sure she heard Ki screaming and the slap ass motion noise. And Ki was drunk. From the loudness women tend to be more open when they are drunk/tipsy. So I push her to the bed. Spreaded her legs as wide as ever on the king size. Her left foot in my left hand, right foot in my right hand. Going in and out, in and out. Ki friend may have been intimidated to come out by now. But maybe 10 minutes late the room lit up from the bathroom door opening. She walked out and came into the room.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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I FUCKS WITH TRAVIS PORTER HEAVY. BUT THIS SHOW WASNT THAT HOT (DIDDY VOICE). AND IT WASNT BECAUSE OF THE ...

BUT THEY'RE STILL YOUNG. I STILL FUCK WITH THE MIXTAPES. *SALUTE*

'WHEN TERRIBLE HEAD LEADS TO A BAD SEX NIGHT"

[Oral Sex Confessions]:

She had been a good friend. Yellow bone, hood swag, mother and most importantly aggressive. She pretty much didn't play that shit. We both were great friends, I met her back in 04' when I was young and from the start she was with her babyfather. But I didn't care it was a challenge back then. Until I noticed how serious it was. I noticed a fat ring on her left index finger. That explained why she never gave it up for some time. But we were good friends so I guess that's good enough.

Fast Forward: I still wanted to fuck, she still had the same situation, she still wanted me the only difference was our friendship level. This was actually the homie by now. We had one of those situations where she knew enough about my sex life that attracted her and I knew enough about her that attracted me still. One thing about our sex conversationS that she knew about me was that I love head. Yes, I know every guy loves head. But with me I study what can make it better for me the details of course. And that actually was her weakness. According to her she would barely even give her man head. I guess older guys don't care for it or something. Or maybe he didn't like it.

Now me, I don't mind teaching a girl how to give head. I raised many great head givers that started out with dry hands and no rhythm. Long as you have patience and willing to listen and learn I'm up for the job.

But she never had time. I understood her situation completely. She had one of those babyfathers that basically did they thing and still wanted her to be good at home. And she actually did. But then again at times they were'nt together and I don't know why she wouldn't try to see me.

Until one friday night, she came to see me for a short period of time. We pretty much knew what it was at this point. Enough of wanting me and enough of me wanting her it was needed. I had plans that whatever we do had to be done by 11pm. She came over right after her shower. Around 9pm she came in smelling fresh out the shower. We hugged for a while as I gripped her heart shape ass. I had on basketball shorts and a fresh tee. We talked for a bit, caught up on things as I watched the clock hit 10pm.

In my mind I'm like "ok I have a hour to do whatever so its time to cut the small talk". So I go into kiss her on the lips as I get closer to her.

"Why you acting like you just came over to talk" I said. As she beginned to kiss me now. She didn't even answer my question but we began to kiss even more now. I take my shirt off and begin to kiss her neck as I took her pants off slow and grabbed her inner thighs as I kissed her. From her neck to her lips to her nipples to her lips to her stomach slowly. I slowly touched her pussy and it was as if I stuck my finger in a pool. I smiled to her and said "you must of been ready already huh". She smiled and said "yep, its been how many well who cares".

After all her cloths were off and mine were off and tons of kissing, and touching and licking and caressing. I noticed she was timid with touching my dick. If I'm showing love to your body I expect the same. But I remembered she wasn't a fan of sucking dick so this could of been a red flag. I laid on my back and grabbed her on top of me as we kissed again.

"You ready for some lessons"
"Haha..sure" she said.

She finally grabbed my dick which was pretty gummy at this point. Not hard, but not soft. She starts going up and down with her hand with bad motion. Then she puts it in her mouth. She starts sucking nice and slow, with no hands. Up and down, and up and down, and up and down, and up and down. That same motion lasted about 3 minutes nothing fancy here. It wasn't until I looked at the time and noticed it was about 10:40pm and I wasn't hard. So I knew I had 20 minutes to make something happen. I told her to back up as I stood up. I figured maybe standing up would make it much better. As I grabbed her head slowly and grabbed her left hand and slowly gave her an idea of what to do. One thing that turned me on during the mist was that big ring on her left index. As ruthless as it was it turned me on slightly as it gripped my dick. I just started thinking about how much nasty things I wanted to do once I got in her, nothing helped me getting up. Finally I just realized her head to hand correlation was just all over the place, her mouth was dry, she seemed bored! Any woman that seems bored down there is usually bored. Boredom can make a guy not want it. The reason I didn't teach her this time is because in order to teach I need to know what areas needed help. And all areas needed help!

So I tried to fuck her face to get a last minute nut off after about 15minutes of head, it got me kinda hard but not enough to cum nor have sex. And I realized it was me that got myself up. With the time being 10:55pm I knew I had to leave soon. I took my dick out her mouth and stroked slowly as I looked at her, I said "damn, I guess I aint gon get to cum tonight huh"..she smiled and said "I told you I'm not that good". And she knew it. I was glad she knew. Now a girl my type probably would of said something like "nah, you got 5 minutes I can make you cum" lol, but this wasn't one of those nights.

After we put our cloths on we talked for a minute and then I gave her a hug as she went home. I felt like I let her down, but then I remembered it wasn't me. Women have to understand once you hit 25, a hard dick doesn't just come out of no where. You have to water a plant to grow. Maybe in high school this wasn't an issue. This is why 4-play is important. But we did meet up again. To be continued...

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RETRO KIDZ PARTY X NYC

ITS ALWAYS A GOOD NIGHT OUT WHEN THE CALI HOMIES IS IN TOWN. SHOUT OUT TO DMITCH, LIL B (BRANDON JENNINGS), MAL AND THE RETRO KIDZ PARTY.

JOE BUDDEN TV PRESENTS: CONVO W/ MAL WALL

THIS IS JUST CLASSIC. IM NOT EVEN GONNA ADD MY OPINION BECAUSE IT WILL SOUND LIKE IM REPEATING WHAT MAL IS SAYING BUT ITS SO FUCKIN TRUE ABOUT WOMEN. AND ANYBODY THIS IS MAL EVERYDAY, ANY CONVO WITH THE HOMIE IS CLASSIC WITH THE CAMERA ON OR OFF.

DREAMS OF F*CKIN' A BLOGGER LIKE ME II

ATLEAST ONCE A YEAR, A FAN OF IRUNTHROUGHBABYMOMMAS WILL HAVE A DREAM ABOUT ME LOL. AS FUNNY AS IT SOUNDS BUT IT HAPPENS. HEY I GUESS IF YOU READ ENOUGH SEX STORIES IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOO. SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD A DETAILED STORY. SO I KINDLY ASKED HER WHAT HAPPENED. HERES THE STORY:

The sound of my phone ringing startled the shit out of me but the name that flashed across it was even more of a shocker. I guess it must have slipped my mind that he was here for the weekend and since I wasn’t tired after the club hell I picked it up. I don’t remember much about all the small talk he threw my way but I do remember that northern accent asking me was I done for the night. For some reason the deep city accent had my heart pounded along with my clit throbbing for him, done for the night?!? Yep that is exactly what I needed, for him to get me done for the night I told him give me 30 and then I pressed the gas down and cleared my car of all the females that occupied my ride. When the coast was clear my mind started racing my better judgment started to kick in but my body threw that shit out the window and before I knew it I was standing at his hotel door and knocking. The 30 seconds it took him to open it felt like hours my heart was now pounding out of my chest and I feared he would hear how nerves he was making me. No words were exchanged just him smiling and leaning in for a hug, I took one deep breath of his cologne and I was instantly wet. He grabbed my hand and led me into the room, still no words were exchanged just body language which I apparently read wrong because in a blink of an eye he was grabbing his room key and wallet we were headed out of the door. We laughed and joked in the car but in between our catch up moment I could still feel the space in between my legs throbbing for him to touch it but we ain’t never been those type of friends so I played that feeling to left. I couldn’t focus on much he was saying because all I wanted to do was feel all of him maybe the many stories we shared about our sexual conquest had finally caught up with me and I had to know for myself.

Out the blue he pulled the car over and never said a word just got out and I followed, he watched every move I made from that moment on, I wondered if he could see how bad I wanted to fuck him written across my face so I avoided eye contact. He stood directly in front on me and spoke not a word just looked at me like he waiting on something, he took a few steps forward and I could smell his cologne and feel his slow breaths on my neck. He whispered something in my ear, I couldn’t make out what he said but the thought of the words that could have left his mouth slowed my breathing down. He slowly placed his hand around my neck and pushed me onto the car and never broke his eye contact with me. He whispered again in my ear and this time I heard him loud and clear “don’t move” lingered in the air and I obeyed. By that time my jeans was soaked with the wetness that was leaking out and he placed his hand in, smirked at my wetness and whispered “I see you been waiting on us” and I didn’t move nor, I just wanted to feel him. I remember wanting to scream stop but my lips never let the words leave. Slowly I felt his finger tips stroke my clit a couple of time and my back arched in pleasure I just wanted him to touch it again and again and again. I bit my bottom lip with every soft touch it was making my mind race and heart beat even faster. He must have seen my enjoyment because a smirked appeared on his face and suddenly it stopped. He pulled me up and now he stood in between my legs I blinked and there he was face deep in my lap and me moaning in pleasure. I thought at one moment I heard a voice and when I opened my eyes I thought I saw someone but his tongue lapping up and down had me not seeing straight, just when I was about to cum he stopped, stood up and shrugged a little bit, I wanted grab his head and place right back but by the look in his eyes I knew what he wanted from me. Once again no words were exchanged just actions, before I knew it he had his hand on the back of my head pushing his dick deeper down my throat and again I swore I heard a voice but then again maybe it was just his moans that echoed sounding like voices. He yanked me up out of the blue and tugged at my leggings, he leaned in and whispered “these got to go” and despite of what my mind was saying my body did what he asked. He quickly leaned me over the hood on the car and got me long and deep on the first stroke, I wanted to savor that first stroke forever never in a million years did I think him and I would be doing this, shit I don’t think I ever even played this card in my deck, but I loved every stroke of the backshots he was supplying me with. I closed my eyes in pleasure as he digged deeper and deeper and then I heard it again, the sound of voices this time they were loud and clear. The “wows and wait a minutes “could not be mistaken for anything else and when I heard a phone ring my body tensed up and I opened my eyes before I could react to the people who were now watching this free show he was whispering back in my ear “don’t worry about them, focus on what we doing” and that was the moment I knew that the few people was not my mind playing in pleasure but really there. I tired my hardest to pull myself away but his reassuring tone and the pleasure of him being inside of me kept me there. With each stroke he whispered in my ear “don’t worry abut them, you getting what you want focus on this”. Got dammit he was right it felt so good I didn’t care that we were in the open being watched. He pulled on my hair and asked me how much I liked it , how long I’ve been holding out on this pussy, when I didn’t answer his stroke got deeper and the grip on my hair got tighter, I could now feel the tingle in my body telling me I was about to cum. He pulled a little hard and asked me was I ready to come “YESSS, WILLIAM H!” wait…did I just say William H. I froze when I heard that name and recognized who I was with. I haven’t called him that since the first day I met him, I usually stick to his government name it has better ring to it but at this moment he wasn’t him but William H he was. He grabbed me tighter and I felt my body tense with pleasure, right when I was about to cum, he pulled me closer I opened my eyes looked straight ahead and realized it was all a dream..lol. I guess I want to do the WilliamH that grace the blog, all the sex talk and stories have caught up with me. Thanks H for supplying with one of the best wet dreams ever ;-)

THAT WAS INTENSE!!

THIS IS THE SHIT THAT MAKES US LOOK IN THE CLUB:

CLEARLY WOMEN ARE REALLY WEARING NOTHING!

TWITTER. GOTTA LOVE IT.

FOLLOW ME @WILLIAMHISDOPE
OH YEAH MY HOMIE DAN DA MAN

MALL PUBLIC BATHROOM STRUGGLE

BUT WHO TOOK THE PICTURE?

ORAL SEX STRUGGLE

ICE COFFEE THE SAME COLOR AS HER INNER THIGH

ICE COFFEE THUGGIN'