Friday, October 22, 2010

BACK IN MIAMI


So im back in miami for my birthday weekend. Im leaving 50 degree weather to have 85 degree weather, i cant complain. Anyway i hope you all have a dope weekend. If you in the miami area fuck w/ me. Im standing on couches in Club Mansion at Jeezy Party Friday...

Then Saturday im at Club Bed standing on beds...


So Bottles up...



And as always im on Twitter @WilliamHisDope





MY BIRTHDAY IS MONDAY OCTOBER 25


SO MY BIRTHDAY IS MONDAY. ARENT YOU EXCITED??? WELL I AM LOL. HOPEFULLY I GET ALOT OF LOVE LIKE THIS...




AND THIS..







#WHATTHATMEAN 2


#WHATTHATMEAN WHEN YOU TAKE A PICTURE LIKE THIS...#WHATTHATMEAN?

FOOT FETISH FRIDAY


AS ALWAYS LADIES SEND TO IMATYOURWIFEHOUSE@GMAIL.COM

I LOVE THIS CONCEPT! I'LL SIGN THEM RIGHT NOW!

GOTTA LOVE THE TEXAS KIDS...

HAVE YOU SEEN HER?


HEARD SHE ON TWITTER....DO YOU SEE THE SPACE BETWEEN HER CHEEKS??? WHEWWW..

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

TOP 5 WAYS TO STOP HER AGGRESSIVE SEX TALK (DURING SEX):


Many women may not be at this aggressive level, you may think you may be but you are not. This is for the women that instead of just getting backshots you rather back up and chase the dick versus just relaxing and letting the guy do his thing, this is for the women who tell you "Ya dick aint shit" or "You'll be mad if i suck somebody else dick" while you inside of her, or this is for the women who tell you "You better not cum" during some sloppy head. Yes, these women do exist, i experienced all of them. If you are a man and you want to be the man you may need to act different during these times because she will ruin your aggression and she is officially running the show And you being the man you may need to let her know who is daddy or who is running the show. Allow me to introduce to you the..
TOP 5 WAYS TO STOP HER AGGRESSIVE SEX TALK (DURING SEX):
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5)Grab her hair extra EXTRA tight from the roots: This may sound normal, i know you are saying to yourself "Yeah, i been grabbing hair ever since high school". Now let me explain, whether her hair is fake or not, grab her hair all the way from the roots as if you are trying to hurt her hair foreal. She will feel that shit and give you a real look of pain. Ignore it. And tell her something like "shut the fuck up" This is best to do on top of her missionary while during deep strokes and stick your hand in the back of her head and grab it and pull it while she telling you something reckless.
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4) Slap Her: Not so fast! This is only used for the women that talk reckless, the ones that want to get you mad on purpose so you can kill it more the "This aint ya pussy" women. Yes, they exist. If she says something like this, you make sure you not about to cum before you do this, you start killing it fast and you slap her not hard but not soft as if you were slap boxing with your homies not to hurt each other. She will not be ready for it. Soon as she talking crazy you tap her face and show her who running things.
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3) Choke Her: This doesnt necessarily need a reason to do so. First and foremost your sex game has to be confident to do this, in other words fellas if you already cant penetrate well dont do it. It may be quite awkward. The best time to choke her if you feel like she is reaching a climax or if you may be in a consistent stroke pattern and apply your hands around her neck gentle and squeeze lightly. You dont want to scare her and you dont want to do it enough that it does nothing. It should be a shock feeling. Her face reaction will have the best reaction you have yet to see. Once you get good at choking you can combine smacking her and calling her names if your good and depending how reckless she may be.
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2) Spit in her mouth: This should happen during oral sex. Sometimes you get women that may talk too much, or you may get some women that talk too reckless during oral sex as if just because she is doing a good job she can say whatever the hell she wants. This is what you do, once she starts talking crazy, "Nobody will suck ya dick like this", "You better not cum before fuckin me", things of that nature, grab her neck and kneel down as if you are about to kiss her, touch lips with her like you are kissing her to open her mouth and spit directly into her mouth and force her head back on your dick and tell her to spit it on your dick. She will love this and be shocked as ever you took control.
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1) Call her bad names you wouldnt usually call her: You can get away with alot of shit during sex. This one can be applied with any numbers 5-2. Calling her a bitch while backshots or missionary "shut up bitch" or calling her a slut while she being nasty will have her juices flowing! The mind will make her think about the things she wouldnt mind being for a moment. Its all visionary. So if you have a great sexy voice this is your chance to take advantage.
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In the end be careful how you do these things, and remember these do not apply to certain women. This aint for everybody.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Q&A W/ WILLIAM H. VIA BBM



Daddy's Girl : I gotta question while us girls are sitting here drinking and talking...
Daddy's Girl : We wanna know how important is it to u that the girl u bout sex up panties match her bra?
William H.: Depends how sexy she is 1)
William H.: And depends how long u been fuckin
William H.: 2)
Daddy's Girl : Ok..so what if its the first time and it doesn't match....does that mean its a no go?
William H.: Is she bad? Lol
William H.: Because maybe twice a month I have boxers that are corny...due to laundry maybe..so I will cute her slack
William H.: Cut*
Daddy's Girl : Lol...I mean yeah shit u thinking bout fuckin her so hell yeah
Daddy's Girl : Lmaoooo at ur boxers
Daddy's Girl : and 1 more question..do u tell a girl her head game is wack or just let go
William H.: Tell her after the 3rd time
Daddy's Girl : 3rd time of getting head?
William H.: First could be a rush..2nd usually can be the real thing..3rd is that extra chance to make up
Daddy's Girl : Lol..the girls thank u!!
William H.: Lol who's there
Daddy's Girl : I can alway count on u for the answers
Daddy's Girl : No one u know
Daddy's Girl : My cousin...god sister and bff
Daddy's Girl : And they still laughin about ur underwear situation twice a month
Daddy's Girl : Ok one last question before we move on
William H.: Ok
Daddy's Girl : Does she get a pass and has really big boobs so its hard to find underwear and bras to match?
William H.: Oh nah. That's lazy.
Daddy's Girl : Lol..but its the truth and she would know

Thursday, August 5, 2010

BATHTUB CONFESSIONS


So on twitter i've been making a big rage about women taking baths. I just feel like its important, especially if you are highly sexual. Just think about it, if you complain about why a guy may not stick his tongue in your pussy maybe its because he is not sure he remembers the last time you took a bath. Dont get me wrong, guys need to as well. Its just women have more inner holes in their body more than men.
So i came up with a new blog topic, you should be familiar with the "Sleepy Assasins" , "Foot Fetish Fridays" , "Toilet Confessions" etc. on the blog. This new concept is called BATHTUB CONFESSIONS. Where i will salute the fine women who takes a nice bubble bath. Ladies you can get creative do what you do, if you want to be mentioned just let me know.
SUBMIT BATHTUB CONFESSIONS AT IMATYOURWIFEHOUSE@GMAIL.COM

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

2027 SEX- CAN I HAVE YOUR SEX RESUME?


When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila, Honeys call me H.the condom filler. Lol. But seriously when it comes to sex, i try, well i usually am ahead of the average guy. I usually try to be ahead of the crowd with thoughts, positions, nastiness etc. I never want to be with a new woman and she is use to everything im doing. When a female has me she will learn something new, or have some new shit that she never has experienced. With that being said, this is how i can see sex being one day. Sex Resume.

Dont we all want to know what we are getting ourselves into before we get ourselves into it? Dont we all want to know if this person has old negative information as far as diseases, bad oral sex, past gay experiences etc? This what i call sex resume. Sex resume will be a website that we handle personally. It wont be to meet new people. You give your new soon to be boyfriend, or that guy you met at the club that you know you may sex soon, or that girl you met at the mall your information. Sex Resume would consist of Partners, Mutual Partners, Footage of you orally and sexually, Relationship counter, Heath Records upon request, etc. Obviously this will be 100% private. The most important part of this will be not for heath reason because obviously know one will have their business out there like that, although it may help the world ::shrug:: But this will help with turning you on more for your partner.

Just imagine that girl you been talking too you met during miami memorial day weekend. She lives in Cali, you live in new york, you kick it off with her but you never hit while you're in miami. You on the phone with her and you guys both send over your links for the sex resume. Now you have the footage of her past, and she has the footage of your past. Talk about new porn? We all watch porn but porn of someone you are talking too can be QUITE a turn-on. You will see just how she sucks that dick via footage, and she will see just how good you give backshots. Sounds dope right? Hey you might be on the next flight out there.

Now the bad part about this is what if you are not that good at what you do? Hey just have your best footage on your resume. Its simple just like you put your best pictures up on facebook do the same with the sex resume. Now this is definitely a future thing. Hopefully by this time people will be more comfortable with their footage being on the web. Most people make it a big deal when nude pictures are leaked. But how bad does it really hurt us? Not at all, it actually helps some. I just think this is a fun way to think about sex in the future. I would love to see a woman before i have her in action. Im sure it will turn you on and it can be intimidating as well. But isnt some sex a challenge? Something to think about? How would you feel about seeing a new partner in action before you have them?

THE WAYANS STAND UP IN NYC



THESE DUDES WERE ACTUALLY FUNNNNNNNNNY!! AND YOU WOULD NOT GUESS WHO WAS FUNNIER..

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Friday, June 4, 2010

GUCCI MANE- 911 EMERGENCY



MY SHIT!!

FOOT FETISH FRIDAY


THE 'TOILET CONFESSIONS EDITION'.
THE NEW BEGINNING! IM SURE YALL MISS THIS TYPE OF SHIT! HAHAHA...

TWITTER BEEF W/ BLOGXILLA CONTINUES:

Shoutout to Blogxilla, i guess this was our last online beef we will have, last time we had a mini beef via online. I guess he thought i was hating on him but he failed to realized it was because he deleted an old comment that of mine on his blog. I always told him im not a hater and i think is blog is cool, i just think he shows his corny side alot. But we sorta squashed it via online after all the uproar lol. It got alittle wild.




Shoutout to blogxilla though. Follow him at blogxilla.com

THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE IT RAIN THE BOUGIE WAY:


WHY NOT?

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

PREGNANT AND THIRSTY- THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO LOOK FOR A MAN


OVER AT MY HOMIE uH site he had a dope article about this topic that bothers the shit out of me. Women that dont respect a pregnancy. It was very interesting, take a read.

" Niggas babymommas is pregnant and still fucking"-Lloyd Banks



It seems to me like there are some women who care less about the gift of carrying a child than the dead beat niggas that they let shoot their sperm inside of them. Pregnancy should be a special time, hopefully shared between the mom and dad to be, but if the father isn’t in the picture, then does that give the mother a license to start her life search for her soul mate (aka the next nigga to get her pregnant?)


“Yous a hoe, when you try to find a baby sitter/ so you can go out and have a baby by another nigga//” – Lloyd Banks

I was under the impression that being pregnant was a very stressful experience. Why would any woman want to place further strain on herself and her child, by introducing a new man into her life? Shouldn’t this be the time that she reflects on why she let “lil’ Darrell” go inside of raw in the first place? How is it that there are females running around here with profile pages on the internet saying the things they are looking for in a man, followed by “I AM 6 MONTHS PREGNANT. IF U DONT LIKE IT, FUK U.” On behalf of your future child, shut the fuck up.

See girl, you don’t say what you mean. You don’t want a man with the “qualities” you listed on your page. Maybe you do, but those are laws that are clearly not being enforced. If they were, you wouldn’t be on your second fatherless child. So how about you use this 9 months to work on yourself; spiritually, physically, and financially. It’s one thing if you’re entertaining a dude who had a crush on you before, he may have your best interest in mind. But I assure you, any man who approaches you while you’re pregnant is most likely just looking for some preggo box.

I’m not saying your romantic life should be over because you have a child, I’m speaking to the specific 9 month time period that you are holding your blessing. Not to mention, it’s very fucking disrespectful to your child to have another man’s penis knocking on the door of their temporary house. Your child knows damn well that is not the same dick they came out of!!!

This does not apply to the ladies who are pregnant and are just out going about life and happen to meet a man during their everyday routines (even though I would still greatly question his motives). This is for the girls who are out actively scouting for their next sex partner, and/or sponsor while carrying a child.

SUPER MARIO BROTHERS-CROSSOVER COLLABORTATION VIDEO




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NOT SURE IF THIS IS REAL OR NOT, BUT LOOKS DOPE! CREATIVE.

SHOUTOUT TO EVERYBODY BACK FROM MIAMI


IM SURE EVERYBODY HAD FUN! ::SIGH:: I MISS MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND IN MIAMI. SHOUTOUT TO MY HOMIE EL FOR POSTING THESE JUICY PICTURES FOR THE GUYS LOL.

WOULD YOU TRY THIS POSITION?


I WOULDNT, SHE DOES NOT TO SEE MY ASS IF WE FUCKIN'.

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Monday, May 31, 2010

FUCK A BLOG!







BUT IM BACK BITCH! I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW....ITS BEEN ALONG TIME COMING, I FIGURE I WILL TREAT THE BLOG GAME LIKE A RAP GAME, I CAME INTO IT, GOT MY BUZZ AND SKATED. WELL WHILE I LEFT, I DIDNT REALIZE HOW MUCH LOVE AND PEOPLE MISSED ME AND SUCH. I COULDNT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, FROM EMAILS OF FEET, MANI'S, STORIES PEOPLE WANTED TO DISH OUT, QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE ALL SENT TO IMATYOURWIFEHOUSE@GMAIL.COM






SHIT GOT CLUTTERED, AND THEN MY GUY TREY WHOS BEEN TELLING ME THE GAME NEEDS ME BACK, COMING FROM HIM I KNEW I HAD TO MAKE A WAY BACK.



Well me, im chillin'. Whats new with me? Hmmmmmmmm.......alot is new! Too much to blog about but i'll leave the rest for my book i plan on dropping 2011. Its been alot of traveling, alot of working,stacking up money, alot of drama, ALOT of drama. New people in my life, old people out of my life etc.



But While yall cats been sleepin' on me,




I still been standing on couches,


Meeting new people networking and such,




Cupcakin' alittle here ....


and there :-x






Still NODAYSOFF'N in this bitch in the hood





Been heavy in strip club lately from atlanta to new york :-/ :-x





And of course been doing alot of freaky shit that i been dying to write about hehehe...but this time around i will be saving my classics for my book!




...Im back!

Tell a friend!