Wednesday, July 29, 2009

TOO TIRED TO HAVE SEX?





Ever have a night where you just worked so many hours? Went to the club got drunk and just cant function? Had sex already for 3 times in a row? Or you just lazy and dont want to do things?



But you know how whenever your tired no matter if you are a man or a female, you always want to have sex ok let me rephrase that, you want to be pleased whether its mentally, physically or just a plain sexually massage. Fellas just think, you know how when you had a good 50 minute sex session and you tired her out for good. But somehow she may want more but your tired, but you know you can go for some head. Or ladies you know how when you had a long stressful day at work and your man is stressing you so you really dont want sex but somehow you still want to be pleased just for your sakes. Here are the top 5 ways to keep him/her pleased on one of these nights:



1) Homies, if your lady had a long day from work or if she is going thru alot of stress whether its from family or financially and you know sex cures stress. Take a step back. Dont be so quick to get something out of it for yourself. When she comes home or when you see her, make the night be about her. Tell her all you want to do is eat her p*ssy. Yeah i know its hard to do that and not get nothing out of it, well actually some of yall just do that and be satisfied anyway. But make sure you do it right. She doesnt want sex keep that in my mind, and remember to just satisfy her. You may want to beat yaself in the beginning if anything lol. And remember dont stop until she cums.



2)[Sex Discussions] Maybe this night both of you are just lazy and you really dont want to eat her, and she really doesnt even want to touch you. Take this night off by just conversating with your girl or ya boyfriend about what turns you on, what turns you off. Ask about their past etc, you can learn where a women slipped up in the past or why she hasnt tried things by simply conversating. After a while of this talk in person can definitely get you energy to want to do something or worse come to worse you will learn many things about your partner just by talking. We are so quick to just fuck and ask questions last. Try asking questions first, then this will steam up things and make you want to go crazy on it.



3) Handjob Now i know some of you probably saying why not just get head from your girl. But peep game fellas. Just like we tired this night, she just might not have the saliva or energy to want to put her mouth on your dick. So ladies, if you know your man had a long day and tired and you lazy too but you know hes more tired, give him a massage down there. Ladies fell to realize how great this feels, especially if you do it right. The soft touches etc. Also the great thing is women find out the soft and sensitive spots near the veins on our d*ck from this. You can also use baby oil, saliza or talking nasty to make the sensation better. The good thing for ladies is you wouldnt even have to use your mouth and you still can remain lazy/tired.



4) A nice hot bath This is real simple but rareeeeeeeeee. Homies, ask yourself the last time you took a bath? if its more than 2 months shit even a month this is bad. We all have to soak. But thats another story. Take a bath together. Bath with your mate are very relaxing and sensual and sexual at the same time. You can view your boyfriend/girlfriend naked body while you both relax and talk about random shit. Plus its rare for couples to take baths in the 20's. Try it on a tired night.



5) Watch a porno Now, im not saying watch a porno to get shit poppin'. Before you know you are both about to go to sleep after both having long days. Dont just fall asleep on watching fresh prince of bel air'. Pop in a porno that is good that she will like (aka with pussy eating scenes) and just lay down and watch it. Watch it from beginning until you all asleep. Remember you both are tired, one of you will gain some strenghth to do something and if not hey atleast you stimulized your brain and wake up in the AM ready for war.



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