GOOD HEAD SAVES RELATIONSHIPS (THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL EDITION)

According to my old "good head saves relationships" post, which was very detailed explained the importance of good head. I applaud any women who can give it good, more importantly i always say if you can explain it right, you obviously know what you doing. I found a new blogger, female, i happed to run across her blog, i love the title, im not gonna shout it out yet, so i'll keep her on the low for now, but i chose to post this for the females definitely.

"Tip #1: Keep your teeth off it! The only exception is if you are skilled enough to do this lil trick I'm about to describe. Open your mouth and very gently put your teeth on the tip of the head and ease down to just below the cusp of the head til the head just kinda fits perfectly in your mouth and then use your tongue to roll around the top of the head while keeping your teeth gently in place, you must convince yourself that you are one sexy bitch while doing this because if you don't do it in a sensual manner, you could hurt the man and we don't want that now do we?

Tip #2: Use your head! Don't just suck a dick lookin like you bobbin for apples n shit. You gotta use your neck to roll your head around, lips to kiss/suck on it, tongue to swirl it around (and every once in a while pause n lick that shit from bottom to top- especially if you see that vein- lick that shit real slow lol), and use your throat, relax the muscles in your throat because this is how you can get it in further... and the deeper the better.

Tip #3: Use flavored lube. I recommend Hollywood Starlet from Frederick's of Hollywood. It's only $8 and a little goes a looong way. So far I think the strawberry flavor is the best. If the dick has some flavor, you won't mind it spending a little more time in your mouth lol. It might even excite you and as a result you will be more enthusiastic with your skills ;) Another benefit is that you won't need to produce as much saliva to keep it slippery. By the way, the more slippery and wet, the more he will enjoy it.

Tip #4: Your hands are your helpers. The best way to make less work for yourself without him even caring is to use them hands! My favorite trick is to cuff the shaft (pinky finger on the bottom and thumb & index finger enclosed at the top) and put your mouth right up against the top of your "fist" kind of creating a tunnel. This way he will feel like he's in your mouth pretty damn far but your hand is really just an extension. This means you don't have to put the whole thing in your mouth if you don't feel like it. Just make sure you don't break the "seal" between your hand and lips as you go up and down. Except for once in a while, grip your hand at the bottom of the dick and slide your mouth up n down a few times before you reconnect with your hand, he'll love that ;)

Tip #5: Get low. The base of the penis is full of nerves you need to be getting on lol. When I make my way down there I like to use a hand to caress the head while I kiss n lick all around the bottom of his shit, confuse the hell out of his senses, ha! (this is where the lube comes in handy because you don't wanna caress a dry penis, and he doesn't want you to either) Another hot spot is the tendon that connects their thighs to the torso (right near the balls). It's not hard to find, you have the same thing (minus the balls of course lol). If you run your tongue up that and suck n kiss on it lightly, jackpot. Be nice and do both sides :) Oh God, wait. If he doesn't shave his shit or trim the hair down there, don't do that. Yuck. He'll just have to miss out and it will be his own damn fault.

Tip #6: Show the balls some love. Ain't nothin wrong with a lil ball lickin okay? The important thing to remember is that it's not really the balls themselves you have to pay most attention to but the skin that encases the balls. It's really sensitive, all you gotta do is suck on it slowly and if you know how to gently, I repeat, gently tease em with your teeth that's another good trick. Also, while giving head, scoop your hand up under the balls and kinda push them up so that your mouth hits the top of em when you go down on the dick. Even keep em pushed up like that and flick your tongue on em while you caress the head, but just do this briefly you don't wanna overdo that shit, just a lil tease tactic.

Tip #7: Behold, the perineum, for you bold bitches. If you don't know what that is (I should slap you) it's the area between the balls and anus, also known as the taint. If you already know about the word "taint" then *high five* to you lmao. Show that shit some attention. Alot of bitches don't venture that far down because it's near the ass and whatever. But, that is the man's g-spot so you need to get familiar with it. You gotta be careful with this one because some men are squeamish about anything being near their ass hole. That's fine, we are not trying to lick their ass (well I know I'm not, okay maybe once on accident in the heat of the moment lmao! seriously, it was an accident there was alot of pelvic movement on his behalf and oops!). Now, what you do is wet the whole dick & balls up (if you can) and lift his balls, then slide on down under there and lick just underneath the nut sack (yeah sorry i'd rather say "nut sack" than "scrotum" oh well.) while you caress the balls. Flick your tongue there and kiss it too. I've gotten my man to moan like a bitch and lift his whole entire ass & lower back up off the bed and fall back down into my lap over this shit, then accuse me of trying to give him a heart attack. Um yeah so... get on your taint game bitches."-unknown

WOW!! I have to say this was brilliant, caught my attention, my overall ratings, because im tough judge. i give her an 8.8. GREAT INSTRUCTIONS! TAKE NOTE LADIES ;-)