WHEN SOMEONE STEALS YOUR KODAK MOMENT..

SLEEPY ASSASINS (THE DRUNK EDITION II)

Tokyo Diamond "The Dope Manicarist"

Ahhh love her work! :-)...Shout out to her.

And of course this adds on to this so perfect!

GOOD HEAD SAVES RELATIONSHIPS (THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL EDITION)

According to my old "good head saves relationships" post, which was very detailed explained the importance of good head. I applaud any women who can give it good, more importantly i always say if you can explain it right, you obviously know what you doing. I found a new blogger, female, i happed to run across her blog, i love the title, im not gonna shout it out yet, so i'll keep her on the low for now, but i chose to post this for the females definitely.

"Tip #1: Keep your teeth off it! The only exception is if you are skilled enough to do this lil trick I'm about to describe. Open your mouth and very gently put your teeth on the tip of the head and ease down to just below the cusp of the head til the head just kinda fits perfectly in your mouth and then use your tongue to roll around the top of the head while keeping your teeth gently in place, you must convince yourself that you are one sexy bitch while doing this because if you don't do it in a sensual manner, you could hurt the man and we don't want that now do we?

Tip #2: Use your head! Don't just suck a dick lookin like you bobbin for apples n shit. You gotta use your neck to roll your head around, lips to kiss/suck on it, tongue to swirl it around (and every once in a while pause n lick that shit from bottom to top- especially if you see that vein- lick that shit real slow lol), and use your throat, relax the muscles in your throat because this is how you can get it in further... and the deeper the better.

Tip #3: Use flavored lube. I recommend Hollywood Starlet from Frederick's of Hollywood. It's only $8 and a little goes a looong way. So far I think the strawberry flavor is the best. If the dick has some flavor, you won't mind it spending a little more time in your mouth lol. It might even excite you and as a result you will be more enthusiastic with your skills ;) Another benefit is that you won't need to produce as much saliva to keep it slippery. By the way, the more slippery and wet, the more he will enjoy it.

Tip #4: Your hands are your helpers. The best way to make less work for yourself without him even caring is to use them hands! My favorite trick is to cuff the shaft (pinky finger on the bottom and thumb & index finger enclosed at the top) and put your mouth right up against the top of your "fist" kind of creating a tunnel. This way he will feel like he's in your mouth pretty damn far but your hand is really just an extension. This means you don't have to put the whole thing in your mouth if you don't feel like it. Just make sure you don't break the "seal" between your hand and lips as you go up and down. Except for once in a while, grip your hand at the bottom of the dick and slide your mouth up n down a few times before you reconnect with your hand, he'll love that ;)

Tip #5: Get low. The base of the penis is full of nerves you need to be getting on lol. When I make my way down there I like to use a hand to caress the head while I kiss n lick all around the bottom of his shit, confuse the hell out of his senses, ha! (this is where the lube comes in handy because you don't wanna caress a dry penis, and he doesn't want you to either) Another hot spot is the tendon that connects their thighs to the torso (right near the balls). It's not hard to find, you have the same thing (minus the balls of course lol). If you run your tongue up that and suck n kiss on it lightly, jackpot. Be nice and do both sides :) Oh God, wait. If he doesn't shave his shit or trim the hair down there, don't do that. Yuck. He'll just have to miss out and it will be his own damn fault.

Tip #6: Show the balls some love. Ain't nothin wrong with a lil ball lickin okay? The important thing to remember is that it's not really the balls themselves you have to pay most attention to but the skin that encases the balls. It's really sensitive, all you gotta do is suck on it slowly and if you know how to gently, I repeat, gently tease em with your teeth that's another good trick. Also, while giving head, scoop your hand up under the balls and kinda push them up so that your mouth hits the top of em when you go down on the dick. Even keep em pushed up like that and flick your tongue on em while you caress the head, but just do this briefly you don't wanna overdo that shit, just a lil tease tactic.

Tip #7: Behold, the perineum, for you bold bitches. If you don't know what that is (I should slap you) it's the area between the balls and anus, also known as the taint. If you already know about the word "taint" then *high five* to you lmao. Show that shit some attention. Alot of bitches don't venture that far down because it's near the ass and whatever. But, that is the man's g-spot so you need to get familiar with it. You gotta be careful with this one because some men are squeamish about anything being near their ass hole. That's fine, we are not trying to lick their ass (well I know I'm not, okay maybe once on accident in the heat of the moment lmao! seriously, it was an accident there was alot of pelvic movement on his behalf and oops!). Now, what you do is wet the whole dick & balls up (if you can) and lift his balls, then slide on down under there and lick just underneath the nut sack (yeah sorry i'd rather say "nut sack" than "scrotum" oh well.) while you caress the balls. Flick your tongue there and kiss it too. I've gotten my man to moan like a bitch and lift his whole entire ass & lower back up off the bed and fall back down into my lap over this shit, then accuse me of trying to give him a heart attack. Um yeah so... get on your taint game bitches."-unknown

WOW!! I have to say this was brilliant, caught my attention, my overall ratings, because im tough judge. i give her an 8.8. GREAT INSTRUCTIONS! TAKE NOTE LADIES ;-)

"Being the other women" by NINA B.

"UMMM.....IM NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD TO BLOG RIGHT NOW....PLUS THE FACT THAT IM AT WORK AND SHOULD BE WORKING BUT BY POPULAR REQUEST IM SPEAK ON THIS TOPIC REAL QUICK...... "BEING THE OTHER WOMAN".
IM SURE YOU COULD CALL THE OTHER WOMAN MANY NAMES HOME-WRECKER, JUMP-OFF, SIDE PIECE, SLUT, SLIDE WHATEVER IM SURE YOU HEARD THEM ALL..IM NOT CONDENING THIS BEHAVIOR IN ANYWAY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? SHIT HAPPENS PLAIN AND SIMPLE...
AND I REALLY DONT WANNA TOUCH UPON THIS TO MUCH BECAUSE ALOT OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS ARE MARRIED AND I DONT WANT OFFEND THEM OR FOR THEM TO "SEE ME" IN A NEW LIGHT...ALTHOUGH IF YOU REALLY KNOW ME YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS...LMAOOOOOO
I HONESTLY DO BELIEVE IN LOVE, MARRIAGE AND RELATIONSHIPS SHOCKINGLY...BUT...SOMETIMES A DUDE STRAYS TO THE NEXT CHICK FOR MANY REASONS. MAYBE HIS WIFE IS TO NEEDY, SHE ANNOY'S THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, SHE DOESNT KEEP UP WITH HERSELF,SHE STAYS SPENDING HIS DOE, SHE DOESNT HAVE HOBBIES OR A JOB, LACK OF SEX....OR MAYBE HE JUST WANTS SOMETHING NEW...
NOW MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT IS A DUDE IS GOING TO BE A DUDE...RIGHT OR WRONG? LET HIM BREATH..IF YOUR HUSBAND/MAN IS GOING TO CHEAT HE'S GOING TO CHEAT...WHEATHER IT BE WITH ME OR THE NEXT CHICK...AGAIN IM NOT SAYING ITS RIGHT OR WRONG...BUT WHEN I HAVE MESSED WITH A DUDE WHO HAS BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A OR A MARRIED MAN....( YES I SAID IT) THERE HAS BEEN MANY PERKS...ALOT OF MATERLISTIC SHIT, TRIPS MONEY ETC...AND A LOT OF DISADVANTAGES...YOU STAY CREEPING, YOU CANT REALLY HAVE HIM LIKE YOU WANT HIM AND YOU KNOW HE'S GOING HOME TO HER....BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS...I BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE AS WELL I BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND ALL THAT SHIT BUT RIGHT NOW...THATS NOT WHAT IM LOOKING FOR....
OK IM FINISH THIS UP WHEN I GET HOME I HAVE GO TO DO SOME PAPERWORK BEFORE I LOSE MY JOB LMAOO...
TO BE CONTINUED..."

H Response: Shout out to the other women that play their part, and dont become a home wrecker. I can understand a long term marriage and guys just needs some space for a moment or someone who will listen or sh** someone who can just do it better than she can. Its tough, and i know its wrong but marriage and affair go hand to hand sadly.

Nina b. previous interview click here

ONE NIGHT STAND

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Time:2:03AMPlace:?
Location:?
Event: Club

*Hands out flyers for a Dipset Party*

"Whats poppin' yall comin out next week", its about 3 girls in the car, I know the passenger seat one. I was on the passenger side.

"Yeah whats this" She looks at the flyer, i look behind me to notice my partner was still around.

"I leave off"

She calls me back, I look at the driver, notices shes kind of cute, her smile caught me off guard. Passenger seater says, my homegirl wanted me to call you back. I look in the car now.

"Where you going" she says..
"Home"...you?
"with you" she says...

I smile, the cool smile you know..the "yeah aight i know you bullshitten.."
I say aight "347.747.**** call me in 30 minutes if you serious.

I leave off, thoughts to myself, i had to do a quick background check on her, i knew someone that knew alittle, brief rundown, daughter, not heavy out there, live such and such. No bad resume.

COOL. Its good to be well-connected.

2:58am
"Where you at"
"Home, why you coming to see me"
"Where you live"
"etc. etc. street"
"Dropping my girl off then i'll be there"

3:19am
Wife beater, basketball shorts, black socks tipsy is my swag.
The phone rangs..
"Im here"
"aight"

3:30am
Now its just in the room, we talk, as usual she knew much about me, i knew enough. I was flattered by how much she knew in a good way. I looked at her whole body, i was surprised by how sexy she was. She even had a fake foot tattoo, she told me she was thinking about getting the same tat she was in the shop that day. Then as i started talking more, tougue was down my throat. We kissed, we touched, she down on me, terrible, but i taught her at the moment, it became better. We sexed, it was good, great. And guys know with one night stands, this might be your last time in this p***y. So make sure you come hard, or go home. Sweat was everywhere, luckily she was flexible because she would of had cramps from not stretching.

4:20am

Hmmm.. When done we chilled for 15 minutes. She said she had to get on back to home, she had to pick her daughter up in the morning. We hugged, "text me tomorrow" Cool.

The end..

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TOILET CONFESSIONS V

THE CHUCK TAYLOR EDITION(NO LA SH**)
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THIS MIGHT MAKE TRAFFIC SMOOTH

TOP 5 REASONS SHE MAY BE CHEATING 1.5

This picture reminds me of my classic post when i first started blogging, for all you new readers to my blog check it out. Part II is in the making...

TOP 5 REASON SHE MAY BE CHEATING

TMOBILE SIDEKICK SNAPSHOT VII

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, THESE SNAPSHOTS COME FROM THE WEST COAST ALL THE WAY TO THE EAST COAST, HOWEVER I DO TAKE 100% RESPONSIBILITY :-). FOR PREVIOUS SNAPSHOTS CLICK HERE

"He made me watch her top him off" Part 4

Well, well, well here we go again. Her on irunthroughbabymommas we like to keep up with our stories and post etc. Many people have him asking me about this continuing story and wanted to follow up with it. So i made sure i emailed for a follow up with my friend. Caution: for previous click here for part 3 or if you want to start over from the beginning feel free, heres part 1

"Long story short, i stole his b*tch!!! she's not fckn w/him at all now all of sudden she's in love with me. Im like w/e b*tch..lol. late night txt...she picked me up from work the other day...drove to this building & begged to eat it!!! At this point Im like do u! I don't do it to her so it don't matter. He hatin right now askin who do it better...& she has to pay me..f*ck that!!! He also says I rather for it to be with her than a n**ga"

Now this wasnt a shock to me. I figured now she would get free samples here and there, and i knew he wouldnt mind because no guys wants his girl to deal with any other guy. If it was me i wouldnt mind either long as she not getting d**k elsewhere lol. But in my opinion, i think eventually she will get use to it. This story definitely will get interesting when feelings come to play. You know how the lesbian world is these days. These rainbow women got game. And recently they were in a popular club with pictures i wish i could post but you know, the imagination makes it so much interesting. To be continued...

STRIP DOWN FOR ME

shout out to stacey ^

I never been the type to really do the whole strip club scenery. I think it more fun than anything like it doesnt turn me on, well sorta but not enough. I can count on one hand how many strip clubs i been too. I remember in High School there was a popular one that a few of my friends would go too that they will get a blowjob or a quick sexery but it was more of a whore house. My thing with strip clubs is i just refuse to pay for something that i can get for free. What am i really paying for that i can get for free. Its cool though when the female is bad. Like maybe if i was in ATL or downsouth. But still same song down there is like i'll splurge but im not gonna make it rain. And its not even more of the being cheap factor, because everybody know i will pop a bottle in a second, atleast thats for me.

Now i know theres the whole "it aint trickin' if you got it concept", thats cool and all but its just corny for me to drop like 200.00 ones in strip club then go back to ya main squeeze then complain about here wanting extra cheese on her sandwich because it cost more money. I rather just throw some guap at the shorty im rockin with and have her dance to my favorite strip song which is playing right now. So if you can do what the strippers do i'll make it rain for you. All offers send to my tmail lol..

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