Sidekick Snapshot Ciphers

Ok ok , im introducing this to the world, this is gonna pop, you know ima good cosigner, check the past of my old job blogged on hiphopgame http://209.85.40.50/index/hhg-blogs-one-action/id.267/story.a-ring-entry-1

But anyway, not talking music, we talking comedy, and if you me, you should know i have a wonderful sense of humor. If you have a sidekick. This is called "Sidekick Snaphot Cipher". This is a Marcus Williams production..

You ever be in club aim(aim is a club, you can drink in the club, you can find girls in the club, the away message is the VIP, and if ya club dont have that many people in it, obviously ya club is not poppin) Now you know how you be in club aim and you see a wack away message or somebody got a silly ass icon up but you just say it in ya mind instead of saying it in the club.

So if you see anybody in the club, send those snapshot ciphers to wilyumh@tmail.com. They might make the blog if its classic. So much to laugh about. So if you see anybody doing this with a SK, remember where you seen it first.(not sure if you blackberry thuggers can do it too :-/)

lmaooo my favorite....

Sidekick Snapshot Cipher Part 2 coming soon..

Cynt does it big in the club?

1 of my top friends(myspace talk), gets it poppin in Boston lol.

This is face of a lady who cooked her baby

This is ridiculous, i dont know if you remember on mediatakeout, but i remember reading about a lady, putting her baby in the microwave over a dude. This is just crazy. Supposely they fought and this was the conclusion when the guy left. SMFH. I posted this for a reason. I really want this girl to get life or locked in a closet with the west nile mosquito, or any other worse shit that can happen. The article is underneath..



Authorities in Dayton, Ohio, have arrested the mother of a baby girl who died in August 2005 due to high body temperature. "We have reason to believe and scientific evidence to support that a microwave oven might have been involved in the death of this child," said Ken Betz, director of the Montgomery County, Ohio, coroner's office. Police say China Arnold, 26, was arrested at her home Monday on a charge of aggravated murder, more than a year after she brought her dead month-old baby to a hospital. At the time, Paris Talley's death was ruled a homicide caused by hyperthermia, or high body temperature, because of burns. Arnold was arrested initially, then released. Betz said the case was difficult because "there is not a lot of scientific research and data on the effect of microwaves on human beings." There was a lengthy investigation before prosecutors found enough probable cause to issue another arrest warrant, said Greg Flannagan, a spokesman for the county prosecutor's office. Arnold's lawyer, Jon Paul Rion, said his client had nothing to do with her child's death and was stunned when investigators told her that a microwave might have been involved. "China — as a mother and a person — was horrified that such an act could occur," Rion said. The night before the baby was taken to the hospital, Arnold and the child's father went out for a short time and left Paris with a babysitter, Rion said. The mother didn't sense anything out of the ordinary until the next morning, when the child was found unconscious, Rion said. Rion declined to say what the couple told hospital officials at the time. Arnold, who has three other children, is being held in the Montgomery County jail and plans to plead not guilty, according to her lawyer. In 2000, a Virginia woman was sentenced to five years in prison for killing her month-old son in a microwave oven. Elizabeth Renee Otte claimed she had no memory of cramming her son in the microwave and turning on the appliance in 1999. Experts said Otte suffered from epilepsy and that her seizures were followed by blackouts. (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/11/28/national/main2213551.shtml)

How do you know if you need to get your Blockbuster Game up??

IF...

You...

Cant name...

5 out of 6 of these movies(which happen to be some my favorite movies to watch just relaxing on a sunday or something..

You need to go to blockbuster tonight...

GOOD HEAD SAVES RELATIONSHIPS (Parental Advisory)

For anyone that knows me, they would know this been my motto for a while. But i never really explain why this topic is so true and most guys might find this topic very true where girls might find this topic new. The ideal of this subject is that most relationships lack this. Many females dont understand that guys watch porn, "like hoes", etc because its real fantasy for them. If you notice on porns, the females are of course xxx, and real fantasy probably not the typical girl in the bedroom. So a guy being in a relationship, imagine him watching a porno and the girl is doing the 'nastiest' session of oral and the guy watching it loves it. And he you get home, late night and you guys get into your sex action and you come in with the innocent oral sex, scared of sperm, barely touching it, not interested etc. All because you scared or just need a alittle insight on how to do it.(not that i will tell you how i like it) but its pretty much similar to many xxx porn scenes.

Good head, keeps your boyfriend,main squeeze whoever the guy is that you love etc. coming back. I mean even if he cheated etc. Its easy for a girl to have "good sex", but when you have "good head" its hard to find, and it will definitely keep a guy coming back whether he wants to or not. In all honest guys are suckas for good head, so if you can do it well, you can probably have him pay your rent(in the relationship that is *wink*).

Many women dont understand how important oral sex is for a guy. Of course they rather have it performed on them but in actuality, guys need it more. For use during sex we are the ones who do 80% of the movement. Sometimes we just need to relax and recieve it and thats it for a chance. Espcially "Good Head" at that. Oral sex on a guy should be better than masturbation. In other words if you cant do it better than a guy masturbating himself. You need some lessons.

And to my fellas, if you not being treated at home right. Take the time out to tell your girl how you prefer it. Because the average girl thinks she is good anyway. Many guys like different things. So it may be something you prefer vs. if she is good or not. She cant help whether to know if she good or not. But in the end just remember, you have a better off long last relationship, if the head is good.

Top 5 Reasons She may be Cheating!

This post was inspired by Jenthepen, she did a top 5 reasons "he" may be cheating. So i Choose to do my own. In this world its obvious that the guys always the known ones for cheating. When in fact especially in 2008. Everybody is cheating. I cant name one girl thats in a relationship who is not cheating. Its got to the point where i be feeling sad for the dude that has no clue, he thinks because he get away with his cheating acts, his girl is being "goody 2 shoe". Well heres my insight for all you fellas who get caught slippin' or gullable when it comes to females cheating.

5.The "No Lie/Tell 50%" Rule.

Many females, are big on lies. But they do lie. But in fact we caught all into ourselves and really dont wanna "sweat" the female or play detective so we ask broad questions. Sometimes you have to ask the details. Females will tell partial of the situation. For example:

You will say "What you do last night that you aint answer your phone until 3am?

She will say "I went to the club, and got drunk and passed out, and called once i got home?

Okay now thats fine, but what she wont tell you is that, before the club she seen homeboy, or texted her favorite "homeboy" that you think is a friend and he probably met her there because they never see each other because of you. And the reason she aint answer because she knew you would come thru.

4. If she doesnt make you trust her?

Most girls that are in a relationship. Want you to trust them. Its not typical for a female to not be big on trust. Guys are the ones who seem to not value trust. But in this case most females make it relevant for you to trust her. She usually is not hiding anything, her phone is around, she doesnt mind you knowing her passodes, voicemail codes, just popping on her etc. The min. she has something to say about that, you may need to get ya joey greco on..

3.The "Guy" Friend Era!

Please please please PLEASE! Do not be fooled or get caught slippin with this era. Most females will have a few guy friends. If you got a girl that look bad and she got many male friends. You need to keep a eye on that. Most of the time the female is always blind or "pretends" to be blind when dudes may be hittin on them. Most guys is just waiting to get in the game like 6th man. And if they know she got a man getting in the game, is getting into her vickies. And get caught slippin, she might be laid up with that dude. I hate when females have alot of guys friends smh.

2.Dont be fooled cause you 'think' its yours!

This is the main way guys get caught slippin'. You think because your girl satisfies the way you 'think' you taught her. She not messing around. Or you think because you lay the pipe down in the bedroom, theres no chance she can be messing around or talking someone else. FELLAS PLEASE DONT LET SEX MAKE YOU BECOME BLIND! Females are good with setting us up this way. They keep you satisfied at home, talk nasty to you, put it down for you etc. So you not complaining so they can have their space. So of course its cool for the sex to be good but dont think you the only one that could be doing that or talking to. They horny just like us fellas.

1.The "Ex" Factor

And i aint talking that MTV show. But bottom line with this is, if your girl, main squeeze or whoever is talking to her ex, friends with her ex or you find out that there is any type of communication with there ex. DEAD IT! She still F***kin em. *******walks out the room***

Brandon Jennings aka Lil B might be your favorite Point Guard Since AI

If you google "high top fades" you probably would see a ton of pics of my homie Lil B. We have these long sessions in the tmail club sending pictures to Brandon Jennings,Ferris Bueller,Marcus Williams, Blk Trav etc etc. about funny a** pics about Lil B. Look alikes. For example..

Lol, he probably gonna roast me for bloggin the urkle pic. But in fact, Lil B. might be the smartest highschool all american there is. If anyone ever played ball or have love for the game like myself. At the end of the day we all want that check for our talent. Its just like rappers want they money at the end of the day. The new NBA rule states that you have to go to school for a year to leave the draft. Most kids pretend as if they want their education and soon as they have a good year in D1 for Duke, Arizona, whoever. They leave. Not Lil B...

Lil B has become the first American star to circumvent the NBA's one-year-out-of-high-school rule and jump directly to professional basketball in Europe.

Lil B might be your favorite point since Allen Iverson. With a dope fade, nice moves, etc. You remember when AI came into the league with the fro, then the braids etc. William H. predictions, if Lil B keeps the dope fade, its only gonna bring a million more fans, and more endorsements. And he dont care about my funny tmails or the comments about the fade. "If they hate, then let them hate but watch the money pile up"

Lil B coming to a NBA theater soon..

Fabolous- Let the beat build (freestyle)

Loso on "let the beat build"instrumental. My favorite ringtone on my SK. Shoutout to me and my man ferris in the background of this pic.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/174732761cbfc700/